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We are live from Calgary . . . Alberta, Canada and your announcers are Jerry ‘Why isn’t Lance Storm the guest host’ Lawler and Michael ‘Vintage Screwjob’ Cole.
We start off with Randy Orton and he is already in the ring. Randy says that he is out here because he has been hearing rumours. He has heard people talking behind his back about how he is worried about facing John Cena at Summerslam. The same people said that he bullied Jeremy Piven last week to have Jeremy do his dirty work. Orton bullied Jeremy Piven last week the same way that he can bully everyone in the crowd. It is because he can. He does not answer to ‘you people’. Randy says that they are all beneath him and their opinions do not matter to him. What matters to him is that in less than two weeks, he will be facing John Cena at Summerslam
. Orton says that he will be Cena at Summerslam. Orton guarantees the victory.
Orton did not guarantee John Cena coming out to the ring to confront Orton. Cena paces in the ring and then he says that Orton talks about rumours and facts and that makes him angry. Cena says that Orton knows all about anger and how it keeps bothering you. Cena says that he is at the point where he is about to snap. Cena says that he is tired of hearing what Orton is going to do and he is tired of Orton bullying people because he can. Cena tells Orton that if he wants to bully anyone, Orton can bully him. Cena says that their match will take place in two weeks, but Orton is staring at 250 pounds of problem ready to rip him in half. Cena wants to know if Orton is going to do anything about it.
They get forehead to forehead and then Orton backs away.
We see the Unified Tag Team Champions, Chris Jericho and Big Show. Show has a mic and he says that this is amusing trying to see Cena and Orton trying to intimidate each other but they don’t know the first thing about it. Show says that if he breathes in someone’s direction, he intimidates him. Cena suggests that Show’s breath smells like Shaq. Cena wants to know why they are out here.
Jericho says that they are out here because Raw is in his country, and the crowd goes wild. Jericho mentions that this is where he grew up and trained to wrestle. Cena points out that Jericho decided to leave Canada to live in the United States. Jericho says that he had a meeting with the guest host, Sergeant Slaughter and Jericho told Slaughter that he owed him something. Jericho says that he wanted to do something he never did before. Jericho says that he will be facing John Cena tonight. In Calgary, for the first time, he is going to beat John Cena.
Orton tells Cena that after his match with Jericho, he can make that statement by punting Cena in the skull.
Show tells Orton that Randy has a match tonight. Orton will be facing Big Show.
Sergeant Slaughter is in the back and we get his profile.
We go to commercial.
We are back with WWE Trivia and they ask who Slaughter beat to win the Title.
Match Number One: Kelly Kelly versus Alicia Fox versus Gail Kim versus Beth Phoenix in a Someone gets a title match some day Match
Beth goes after Kelly while Alicia with forearms and kicks to Gail. Beth misses a charge and Kelly with a rana for a two count. Beth tries for the Implant Driver but Gail with a rollup. We have a series of rollups by the Divas and they all get near falls. Alicia with a tilt-a-whirl back breaker to Gail and she goes to the floor. Beth and Alicia surround Kelly but Kelly with forearms. Beth chokes Kelly and Alicia with a boot to Beth. Gail with a missile drop kick but Kelly breaks up the cover. Gail puts Kelly on the top turnbuckle and then Gail kicks and punches Kelly. Beth with a double back breaker to Gail and Kelly and Alicia clips her. Beth pushes Alicia down and Alicia charges at Beth, but Alicia goes over the top rope to the floor. Gail with forearms to Beth and then Gail with a cross body into the corner. Gail with a cross body onto Alicia on the floor. Kelly tries for the handspring back elbow but Beth catches her. Kelly with a cross body onto Alicia and Gail. Beth goes up top and Alicia hits Beth and Beth lands on the turnbuckles. Alicia with a drop kick to Kelly and Kelly goes to the floor. Gail with the shoulder breaker to Alicia for the three count.
Winner: Gail Kim
Sergeant Slaughter comes out and he salutes the Canadian crowd. Slaughter says that it is an honor and privilege to stand in front of proud Canadians as the guest host. He says that he respects the neighbors to the north. Slaughter wants to salute the Canadian flag, but then he realized that if it wasn’t for Uncle Sam and the US, the Canadians would be speaking Russian and French. Slaughter calls them maggots and he says that they take the United States’ protection for granted. Slaughter says that he has a better idea. He wants everyone to stand up and say the Pledge of Allegiance.
We go to commercial.
We are back and do you remember when Triple H lost to Ted DiBiase and Cody Rhodes and then he laughed it all off?
We see highlights of the vintage two week feud between Evan Bourne and Jack Swagger.
Match Number Two: Jack Swagger versus Evan Bourne
Swagger with a kick and forearm to the back. Swagger sends Bourne into the turnbuckles and then he kicks Bourne in the midsection. Bourne with a drop toe hold and drop kick. Swagger goes to the floor and Bourne with a slingshot double knee to the head of Swagger. Bourne comes back into the ring but he lands on Swagger’s knee. Swagger works on Bourne’s back. Bourne flips out of a belly-to-back and Bourne with a series of kicks and a clothesline for a near fall. Bourne goes up top but Swagger charges at him. Swagger stops the head scissors attempt but Bourne is able to get a near fall with a rollup. Bourne with a forearm into the corner but Swagger with a hip toss into the turnbuckles. Swagger with the Doctor Bomb for the three count.
Winner: Jack Swagger
After the match, Swagger gets a mic and he says he is the All American American.
Montel Vontavious Porter comes out and he says that Swagger reminds everyone that he is a two time All American and the people who care less than him are the people in Calgary. Porter says they aren’t booing him because he is an American, it is because he is an arrogant idiot with a lisp. Porter says that he was not blessed with a trust fund, but he was blessed with the ability to beat him. Porter challenges Swagger to a match tonight unless Swagger is an All American wimp. Swagger tells Porter that he will get an answer next week. Porter pushes Swagger down and Swagger leaves the ring.
We go to commercial.
We are back and we are at an office in Texas and Triple H enters during lunch and he leaves a message. Hunter thinks he sees Shawn, but it is not him. Hunter apologizes and he might have a date for later tonight. There is someone who wants a hamburger and Shawn stops her from ringing the bell. Shawn yells at the girl and tells her that he will call her when the burger is ready. Hunter is shocked to see what Shawn is doing and Shawn says hello to Hunter.
The Sarge is back and he is ready to endear himself to the Canadian crowd. Slaughter says that he got somebody really special to sing the Canadian National Anthem. He says that he could not find Celine Dion, but he found Jillian Hall in her Uncle Sam outfit.
We go to commercial.
Match Number Three: Eugene versus The Calgary Kid in a Contract on a Pole Match
Eugene wants to shake his hand and the Kid shakes it. He tells Eugene to look the other way and he tricks Eugene. Eugene with a Rock Bottom and it is time for the People’s Elbow. Eugene climbs the turnbuckles but the Calgary Kid stops Eugene for a moment. They fight on the turnbuckles and the Calgary Kid with a head butt and Eugene falls to the mat. The Calgary Kid gets the contract.
Winner: Calgary Kid
After the match, Calgary Kid with a full nelson stroke and then we see that it was The Miz.
Randy Orton is walking in the back as we go to commercial.
We are back with the WWE Rewind: Big Show versus Kofi from last week.
Match Number Four: Big Show versus Randy Orton
Show and Orton go face to chin and Orton backs away as far as he can. Orton tries for a punch but Show blocks it and Show with a head butt. Show with punches in the corner. Show with another punch to the abdomen. Show with a front face lock and he adds pressure to the hold. Show with a head butt and Orton crumples to the mat. Show chokes Orton with his boot. Show with a boot to Orton and then he walks across Orton’s chest. Show returns to the front face lock. Show puts Orton on the turnbuckles and he chops Orton and Orton goes to the floor. Show rolls Orton back into the ring but Orton punches Show as he tries to get back into the ring. Orton with a thumb to the eyes and a drop kick that takes Show down to a knee. Orton hits the IEDDT on Show for a near fall. Orton with the Vintage Garvin Stomp. Orton with a knee drop and he sets for the RKO but Show pushes Orton away. Show signals for the choke slam and he grabs Orton by the throat and hits it. Show thinks he has it won but he hooks the wrong leg and Orton gets it on the rope. Show kicks Orton and the referee pulls Show off Orton. Show sets for the knockout punch but Orton avoids Show and Orton leaves the ring and gets counted out.
Winner: Big Show by count out
It is time for more from Hunter and Shawn Michaels. Hunter asks Shawn if he is a cook. Shawn says that he is a chef because he has the suit and hat. Hunter asks Shawn if he wanted to be a chef for a bunch of corporate nimrods. Shawn says that the corporate nimrods are his brothers. Shawn says that he is part of something and they like him. Shawn says that they respect him. The girl who rang the bell earlier comes by and she does not like her tater tots and throws them in Shawn’s face. Shawn says that he doesn’t want to leave this. Hunter says that he needs Shawn to help him with Legacy. Shawn says that he doesn’t want to hear it because he is happy now. Shawn says that he is really good at what he does as we see the grill on fire. Shawn puts out the fire and everything is okay. We go to commercial.
We are back and did you know that WWE.com had a lot of visitors, but they didn’t mention outdoing PWInsiderElite.com.
Match Number Five: Montel Vontavious Porter versus Chris Masters
Porter blocks a punch and connects with punches of his own. Masters charges into an elbow and then Masters pulls Porter off the turnbuckles. Masters with kicks to Porter followed by a drop kick. Masters with an elbow to the head followed by a knee to the back. Masters with a chin lock and arm bar. Porter with an overhead belly-to-belly throw. Porter with forearms to Masters and a punch. Porter with a double thrust followed by a facebuster. It is time for the Ballin Elbow. Porter misses the boot in the corner and Masters tries for the Master Lock but Porter blocks it and hits the Playmaker for the three count.
Winner: Montel Vontavious Porter
After the match, Jack Swagger comes to the ring. Masters attacks Porter from behind and puts him in the Master Lock while Swagger takes his time getting into the ring to taunt Porter. Masters lets Porter go and Swagger with the Doctor Bomb.
Michael Cole talks about how great last week’s guest host was and we see footage from Piven’s appearances talking about his time on Raw.
We go to commercial.
We are back and Hunter is watching Barth Michaels cooking burgers. Hunter and Shawn talk about Summerfest. The supervisor comes out and yells at Hickenbottom for yelling at a little girl and starting a fire. He tells Shawn that he doesn’t need him and guys like him are a dime a dozen. Shawn with a super kick and he is in. An old lady gives us the two words and now Shawn has some unfinished business with the bratty girl.
We get the answer to the Trivia Question and it was Ultimate Warrior who lost to Slaughter.
Slaughter is back out and he says that he had some fun with Canada and Canadians. Slaughter talks about the WWE Universe. Slaughter decides to bring out someone with a history in Calgary. Bret Hart’s music plays along with his Titantron video, but nobody comes out. Instead we get Jim Duggan and his American flag.
We go to commercial.
We are back with a look back at Chavo’s latest attempt to be embarrassed by Hornswoggle and his large cousin Mark Henry.
Chavo is in his street clothes and he says that he was looking forward to getting a partner for some revenge. Chavo says that his injuries from last week haven’t healed. Chavo has a replacement tag team that is more than happy to face them.
Match Number Six: Hornswoggle and Mark Henry versus Ted DiBiase and Cody Rhodes with Cody getting to wear the shirt this week
DiBiase and Henry start things off and Henry sends Ted to the mat and hits a shoulder tackle. Rhodes tags in and Henry wants Rhodes to punch him in the face and Henry lets him. He only gives Rhodes one chance and then Henry press slams Rhodes. Henry misses a charge into the corner and Ted is tagged in. Ted goes to the leg and then he tags in Rhodes who kicks and punches Henry. DiBiase tags back in and they try for a double suplex but Henry blocks it and hits a double suplex of his own. Henry with clotheslines to DiBiase and then he knocks Rhodes off the apron. DiBiase with a drop kick and then he catches DiBiase and hits the World’s Strongest Slam. Hornswoggle tags in and misses a frog splash. Rhodes takes care of Henry and then DiBiase hits Dream Street for the three count.
Winners: Ted DiBiase and Cody Rhodes
After the match, Ted gets on the mic and he says that it appears we have the reformation of Degeneration X. Ted wonders if that is supposed to scare them. Ted says that he has an answer for Hunter. They are ready to meet DX at Summerslam in the shortest comeback in WWE history. Cody says that they have two words for them . . . too bad.
Josh Mathews is in the interview area with Chris Jericho. Josh asks Chris about his match against John Cena. Chris says that he is going to beat John Cena for the first time ever in the city he lived in for seven years. It is the city that he trained in. Jericho says that he is dedicating this for the people of Calgary.
Big Show ends the interview. Show asks Jericho if he saw what Orton did during his match. Jericho reminds Show that he was born in the United States. Jericho insults Calgary and he does not realize that the cameras are still on. Josh gives Chris the bad news and Jericho is embarrassed. We go to commercial.
We are back and Freddie Prinze Junior returns to WWE because he is the guest host next week.
Match Number Seven: John Cena versus Chris Jericho
They lock up and Jericho with a side head lock and shoulder tackle. Jericho tries for the Walls of Jericho but Cena gets to the floor. They lock up and Cena with a side head lock and shoulder tackle. Cena with a side head lock take down. Jericho with a top wrist lock and Cena misses a cross body and goes to the apron. Jericho with a baseball slide that sends Cena to the floor. Jericho slams Cena’s head into the ring steps. Jericho kicks Cena but Cena punches Jericho. Cena misses a charge into the corner and then Jericho with an elbow drop for a near fall. Jericho with a choke on Cena but Cena powers out of the hold and he punches Jericho. Jericho and Cena with the boo yay punches. Cena with two flying shoulder tackles followed by the Blue Thunder Bomb. Guess you can’t see what is coming next but Jericho knows the moves of doom and gets an inside cradle for a near fall. Jericho gets out of the Attitude Adjustment and gets a near fall. Jericho with a bulldog but he misses the Lionsault. Jericho with a cross body but Cena rolls through and gets Jericho on his shoulders but Jericho is able to put Cena in the Walls of Jericho. Cena makes his way to the ropes but Jericho pulls Cena into the center of the ring. Cena counters and he puts Jericho in the STF.
Randy Orton comes into the ring and the referee calls for the bell. Orton and Cena argue but Jericho with the Codebreaker. Jericho pushes Orton but Orton kicks Jericho and Orton throws Jericho out of the ring. Big Show comes in the ring and he choke slams Orton.
No Contest
Slaughter comes out and he tells them that the maggots gave him an idea. There will be a tag team match for next week. Big Show and Chris Jericho will face Randy Orton and John Cena.
Cena and Orton clothesline Show over the top rope to the floor. Cena gets Jericho up for the Attitude Adjustment but before he can hit the move, Orton hits the RKO on Jericho. Cena and Orton circle Jericho and we go to credits.
