Welcome back you silly gooses/geese/whatever. The following athletes finish up my top ten list of the brightest young stars in the WWE. If you missed part one of The Greenhorns of Grappling, feel free to hit the “Back” button on your browser now to take a look at that masterpiece of mine.
“Masterpiece” is a bit of a stretch I guess, right? Sighhhh… you guys are right. I guess I’m being too hard on myself. It wasn’t just a masterpiece – it was a Pulitzer Prize-worthy piece. Better yet, it was the zenith of opinion columns that all future opinion columnists should compare themselves to.
Much better.
Anyhow… back to business.
#5: CM Punk
Some of you may have been annoyed that CM Punk won the MiTB yet again, but he really was the best possible person to win that match. I’ll give you that he has technically been a champion before – thus not really making him much of a “greenhorn” – but do any of you view this guy as a legit main-eventer yet? Not yet right?
Well, I feel like his first title reign was REALLY screwed up by creative. But this time around it seems like the right steps have been taken towards building up CM Punk, as he has already pinned Edge legitimately and is now entering a program with Umaga. Once he’s really over, and by that I mean once it really becomes believable rather than unbelievable that he’s winning matches against the likes of Jericho, Edge, etc, it shouldn’t be long before we see him hoisting up a title yet again.
#4: Jack Swagger
Brock Lesnar comes to mind when I see this beast in the ring. Only Shelton Benjamin, Batista, and Triple H’s physiques compare to this guy’s in terms of modern wrestlers, and although he still has room to improve his delivery on the mic, he’s got plenty of raw talent.
His finisher is something I’m not all that impressed with, but that might be me nitpicking at a small thread sticking out of a, well, what is it that these kids wear nowadays… Von Dutch shirt? Whatever it is, it’s a small imperfection on a nearly-perfect pure wrestler.
#3: MVP
I’m very curious to see how MVP’s most recent push goes, because the longer I think about it the more I’m not sure he can get it done in the ring. I’ll give him this – he’s damn entertaining on the mic, and he brings a fresh, stylish persona we really haven’t seen before.
But as I said, in the ring he isn’t all too impressive. As you may have seen the last few weeks, the only time a crowd really, and I mean really gets into his matches is when he either jumps up and down to hype up the crowd (a very obvious gimmick), or he does that ‘Ballin!’ ditty. The same could be said for other wrestlers, but the way it comes across on the screen to me is that the audience almost falls into a lull before he does one of those two things to get everybody going… and that’s not supposed to happen with a future star is it?
He’s bound to improve though, and with the way he connects to people during his promos, the push he’s getting now should should continue long enough for him to have time to iron out the wrinkles in his game.
#2: Mr. Kennedy… Kennedy
Common, you really didn’t think I’d compile this list without naming the guy whose name is so nice you gotta say it twice… did you? Nobody shoots a promo better than Mr. Kennedy does… NOBODY! This guy is bound to have a major role in the company’s future. Of course, the only thing that could hold him back from becoming the superstar we all know he can be are injuries.
Thus far this man has been a star-crossed guy… some of it was brought on by himself – but the rest was just one freak thing or the other. His biggest push he ever received was the one where he became a thorn in William Regal’s side (who was then a major heel GM… lights on/lights off anybody?). Unfortunately that rivalry that had oh-so-much potential was cut short due to Regal’s drug suspension.
Kennedy’s failed pushes aside, what I do know though is that although this guy is better as a heel than a face, he needs to stay a crowd favorite just as he was before his last injury. The WWE is full of heels anyways, and the last thing they need is yet another prime talent wasted as a heel. Do they not understand that the best way to put asses in the seats are to have your best talents in favor of the crowd? Ugh. Anyways, I’ve fawned over Mr. Kennedy long enough in this article… the other wrestlers on this list might get jealous or something, so I’ll make up for it by not putting up a pic of Kennedy. Happy?
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I budged. I couldn’t resist. And I don’t even care that this page now looks awkward with another picture right below Mr. Kennedy’s.
#1: John Morrison
This guy has sneaky mega-potential… I feel like a ten-year-old for phrasing it like that, but there’s really no other way to say it. Just take a look at him and TELL me he’s not athletic. The man clearly knows what he’s doing in the ring, and the scary thing is that he’s barely scratched the surface.
Most people compare him to a young Shawn Michaels, and I cannot find a single hole in that argument. I mean, did you guys see him superkick Michaels a couple months back on RAW? It was eerie how similar he looked like HBK back in his heyday!
After all that, I haven’t even addressed just how easily Morrison can get the crowd riled up one way or the other. Truth be told, pairing this lad up with The Miz for the first part of each other’s young careers was genious. And even better is that, although we didn’t notice, Morrison was far below average on the mic when he first started out. But once he got his “reps” in on the critically-acclaimed Dirt Sheet, you could practically graph Morrison’s steady improvement. This guy is not just going to be a star… he’s going to be a hall-of-famer (you read that right) as long as he stays on track.
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