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Show starts with Big Show and Chavo coming to the ring. Big Show gives out stips for Cyber Sunday, and voting for BS/UT will be exclusively on wwe.com (awwwww… text messages failing?). Stips are Last Man Standing, I Quit, or a Knockout Match. Then Big Show gives a demonstration of each match with enhancement talent, first a KO Match (punches guy out, ref calls it), then the I Quit Match (put guy in cobra clutch, got the “I Quit” over the mic, then did the twirling toss), then a Last Man Standing Match with Chavo setting up a table in the ring and Show putting the last guy through it for the 10 count.
WWE Tag Team Championship Match: Carlito/Primo b Edgeheads. Primo with a top rope dropkick to the Edgehead that wears the short trunks for the pin.
MVP in the back bringing up his incentive clause where he needs one more win to hit it. MVP v. R-Truth is NEXT!
R-Truth b MVP
Vicki in the back with Show. KUNG FU NAKI comes into the office in full blown Karate Kid regalia, Show and Vicki tell him to get lost. Maryse… ooo ooo… ooo oui… then comes in and complains about the FUZZY DICE ON A POLE MATCH the Divas are having later in the show for a Divas Championship shot because she beat Michelle McCool on ECW last week, or whenever it was, and she’s right. Vicki says she loves her, but too bad. Then Khali comes in with Runjin. Vicki tells Khali that he has a match with Undertaker tonight. Khali ain’t happy. Show gets in Khali’s face to do what he’s told. Kizarny vid from last week then aired for some reason.
THE Big Zeke b Super Crazy. THE Brian Kendrick gets on the mic and says he’s got an infection and his throat’s bothering him (stupid Vegas dry air and wind), so Big Zeke’s gonna get his chance to shine. Quick squash. Zeke’s finisher is hooking in for the Rock Bottom, lifting for the Rock Bottom, but then dropping the opponent, while staying standing.
UT b. Khali by DQ. Show run-in. Show chokeslams UT. Then he goes outsides, gets a chair, and yells at Khali to use it on UT. Khali yells in Show’s face, slaps the chair out of his hands, then leaves. Show enters ring and leans on ropes by tron to yell at Khali in the aisle, UT situp, UT grabs chair, nails Show hard in the back knocking him out of the ring.
They announce HHH v. Undertaker for next week.
FUZZY DICE ON A POLE MATCH for a Divas Championship title shot. Maryse, Maria, Victoria, Natalya, and Brie are involved. Typical pole match stuff. Maryse had control and was climbing for the dice, but got yanked off by Maria who won the match and the Divas Championship title shot. I was too busy staring at Maryse the whole match to notice much else happening. A man’s got priorities sometimes. Sorry.
New Kizarny vizidieo around here or after next match.
Jesse and Festus b Kenny Dykstra and Ryan Braddock. Festus pinned Dykstra after the one-man flapjack.
Maria in the back walking with her pink fuzzy dice runs into Michelle and Michelle drops the diss saying she’s happy for Maria because she’s always so cute and cheery while Michelle has always been a competitor who played with the tomboys, was into sports, and was lovin’ life. Michelle hoped she didn’t take it the wrong way then left. Jesse then shows up with Festus. Tells Maria that Festus has a gift. Festus gives Maria a single white flower (awwww…), Maria thanks him, then Jesse and Festus run off to catch the non-existant Wayne Newton show that’s currently running in town.
HHH comes out and is doing commentary.
Kozlov squashes Jeff Hardy. Kozlov worked Hardy over, doing one spot where he caught Hardy coming off the ropes or top with a cross body block, boosted him onto his shoulders, dropped him on the top turnbuckle then headbutted him in the back three times for good measure. Kozlov then with some mat work on Jeff. Eventually Jeff breaks free of all this and hits one Whisper in the Wind, then a second Whisper in the Wind, then goes to do something off the ropes and gets blasted with the HEADBUTT~! for the three.
Charles Robinson rolls Jeff into the corner while HHH gets into the ring and him and Kozlov have the staredown. Kozlov leaves after a good minute and heads up the ramp while HHH helps Jeff up to his feet, then Pedigrees him. Show ends here.
UT/Big Show post-show dark match, no idea how it ended.
Ricky Ortiz b Gavin Spears in the pre-show dark match.
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