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-Tenay and West welcome us to the show.
King of the Mountain Preview Match: Booker T and Robert Roode vs. Christian Cage and Rhino
Roode and Rhino to begin. Shoulder block and a clothesline by Rhino and a cover for 1.Arm bar, tag to Cage and he chops away at Roode. A spin kick by Cage connects and he covers for 2. Knees by Roode, rights and a tag to Booker. Chops by Cage, an Irish whip, reversal and a boot by Cage. 2nd rope uppercut connects, but Booker battles back as they go to the corner, Cage clears out Roode but takes a side kick from Booker. Booker with mounted rights, holds Cage and boots from Roode. He chokes out Cage. Cage slowly battles back, eye poke by Roode and a tag to Booker. Double suplex on Cage, side kick by Booker and a cover for 2. Knees to Cage, tag to Roode and he delivers boots to Cage. To the corner, back elbow by Cage and as he tries a tornado DDT he is tossed off. Cage avoids the northern lariat, inverted DDT by Cage and both men are down. Tags to Rhino and Booker, flying clothesline by Rhino. To the corner, a whip and a corner spear. Spinebuster by Rhino gets 2 as Roode makes the save. Cage and he battle, to the apron, boots to Roode and then a plancha by Cage. Knees by Booker, misses the ax kick…GORE by Rhino! 1…2…but Team 3D runs in and we get a DQ.
Winner: Rhino and Cage @ 5:05 via DQ
-Team 3D beat down Cage and Rhino, Devon gets the tables as Roode and Rhino brawl. 3D sets up the table in the corner, but AJ is out and fights 3D off. Double clothesline to 3D, Cage and Rhino are back and they all brawl. The faces clear the ring and stand tall. AJ tells Cage and Rhino that he knows that they aren’t even, but he and Cage were like family. He hopes that someday they can be on the same page. AJ promises to beat the piss out of Angle at Slammiversary. He isn’t out to pin Angle, but he is out to hurt him. As for tonight, AJ promises to take out Angle’s but buddy Tomko tonight. Cornette is out and says AJ has been beat on for weeks, but he keeps coming back. Cornette makes the match and says the special referee will be Kevin Nash.
-Earlier today JB met with Joe while he trained. They discuss Nash being the special enforcer, and Joe says he has been a son of a bitch and a mean person, but he is not stupid. Nash taught him that you respect who you have to, but you don’t trust anyone. He will prevail at Slammiversary, and he will ask Nash what his intentions are tonight. And then, they will know where they stand.
-We join the Beautiful People and Lauren is pissed with them. They insult her and ask where he bag is. Sky says they have something better, and take her mic. They make her hold up a blown up trading card in front of her face. Sky says they are hated because they are better, smarter and prettier than everyone. Don’t hate the Beautiful People, Hate the Game. They are insulted about the street fight, but Love says Sky will not break a sweat tonight, because they don’t sweat. They tell ODB to bring her friends, and say that they will fight ugly. Look all you want, but never touch the Beautiful People.
-Saeed and Kong are here and say that tonight Kong will cripple someone.
Knockouts Street Fight: ODB vs. Velvet Sky w/Angelina Love
ODB is chewing tobacco. She spits in the face of Sky and starts to beat her ass. Sky to the floor, ODB follows and she tosses Love down. ODB and Sky into the crowd now to brawl. ODB misses a charge, and they brawl into the bleachers now. They throw some drinks on each other, and back to ringside we go. Into the ring we go, ODB up top and, fights off Love but gets knocked to the floor. Love lays the boots to her and then tosses her back in. Sky covers for 2. Octopus hold by Sky, bites her hand as well. Sunset flip try, ODB pulls her up and slams her to the corner. Forearms now by ODB, chops, Sack of shit slam, kip up and Rusty Trombone celebration. Love grabs ODB, Sky charges and almost hits her, but ODB slams them together. Powerslam by ODB and that is all.
Winner: ODB @ 4:11 via pin
-After the match Love attacks and gets the flatliner. Roxxi is out for the save and Gail Kim is back with her knee taped up. Roxxi and Kim have the advantage and Mickie Knuckles makes her debut and TBONES Roxxi! Double Arm DDT to Kim. They brownbag Kim and celebrate.
-We get clips of Jay Lethal’s bachelor party. Curry Man was doing Karaoke, tremendous. Lethal discusses Lanny Poffo setting this up and asks if he is here. Dutt promises a surprise for Sunday. Storm enjoys the free alcohol and passes out. BG James tells him to shut up and learn to take orders for a successful marriage. Sharky is ready to party and they drink.
-Don West runs down some TNA Live dates.
-Eric Young searches for Elvis.
-West and Tenay hype Slammiversary.
* JAY LETHAL and SOCAL VAL’S WEDDING
* ODB and Roxxi vs. The Beautiful People
* AJ STYLES vs. KURT ANGLE
* TNA WORLD TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH: LAX © vs. TEAM 3D
* TNA X-DIVISION TITLE MATCH: PETEY WILLIAMS © vs. KAZ
* TNA WORLD TITLE KING OF THE MOUNTAIN MATCH w/Kevin Nash as special enforcer: SAMOA JOE © vs. RHINO vs. CHRISTIAN CAGE vs. BOOKER T vs. RHINO
-Sting interview time. They discuss Flair and Sting discusses the battles with Flair he had, and says Flair was his greatest opponent and put him on the map. As for the retirement, Sting says Flair gave more to wrestling than anyone, and he doesn’t know how he did it all those years. Sting thinks about his retirement as well, especially after the Flair retirement.
-We get a King of the Mountain video package.
X-Division King of the Mountain Match: Curry Man vs. Jimmy Rave vs. Kaz vs. Chris Sabin vs. Johnny Devine – The winner gets a TNA World Title shot on the Impact after Slammiversary!
They all brawl to begin, Curry Man and Sabin battle. Forearms by Curry Man, Rave to the floor and Kaz kicks Devine in the head. Devine is catapulted to the floor by Kaz. Kaz and Rave go at it, but rave STO’s Kaz on the apron. Suicide dive by Sabin. DEVINE MOONSAULTS OFF OF THE LITTLE CAGE onto Sabin and Kaz! And we head to a commercial @ 1:30.
Back from commercial @ 4:25 as ladders are involved now. Rave pinned Curry Man during the break, so he is eligible. Rave gets the big red X and starts to climb. Sabin missile dropkicks the ladder, and rolls up Rave for the pin, Sabin is eligible. Curry Man and Devine brawl at ringside, Sabin climbs but Kaz tosses a ladder at him. Sabin hits Kaz with the X, they set up ladders and climb, Kaz knocks the X to the mat and to the mat they go. Wave of the future into the ladders by Kaz. Curry Man monkey flips Kaz into the ladders, Devine in and DDT’s Curry Man. Devine gets a ladder, sets it in the ropes and grabs Curry Man. Suplex onto the ladder by Devine, Rave is out of the cage as Sabin nails Devine with the ladder. Tree of woe on Devine, lays the ladder in front of him and LEVITATION DROPKICK to Devine! We head to a commercial @ 8:25.
Back from commercial @ 11:40 and we get a three man tower of doom spot. Sabin and Kaz battle on the little cage, Kaz grabs Sabin…but Sabin counters the capacitor try and then Sabin dives in onto Curry Man. Kaz kicks a ladder into Devine’s face as he tries to hit Kaz with it on the cage. Kaz rides the ladder in onto Rave and gets the pin. Devine then rolls up Kaz for the pin. Kaz and Devine are eligible, but Kaz has to go to the penalty box. Devine goes to climb, Sabin grabs him and gets kicked away. Back elbow by Devine, traps Sabin in the ladder and dropkicks him in the face. Devine climbs, Curry Man is up and grabs Devine…SPICE RACK~! 1…2…3. Curry Man is eligible. Slingshot suplex on Sabin! Tosses him to the floor, and now Curry Man sets up a ladder, Kaz and Devine brawl in the cage as Curry Man climbs. Kaz in, runs up the ladder and knocks Curry Man off, grabs the X and hangs it for the win!
Winner: Kaz @ 16:15
-We get another King of the Mountain video package.
-Riesha Saeed and Kong make their way to the ring.
-We get a video of Kong killing bitches.
-JB announces the challenge and they pick a few ladies to choose from, and Amber O’Neil, Becky Bayless and Daffney are all there! They choose Daffney! Daffney signs the release and has a mouth guard. Smart woman.
Awesome Kong‘s $25,000 Open Challenge Title Match: Awesome Kong vs. Daffney
Daffney is ready to go with the mouth guard and fighting gloves. Kong tosses her down, Daffney shoves her and then gets some rights. This angers Kong who starts to beat her ass. Bend her in half reverse torture rack by Kong! To the floor they go, Kong lays the boots to her and then slams her to the railing. Kong tosses her back in the ring, bull rushes her down. KONG BOMB and that is all.
Winner: KONG @ 2:33 via pin
-O’Neil and Bayless watch on in horror.
-We get another Abyss video package. He will be released in three days and will go home.
-Tenay and West discuss the Abyss video, and speculate that he could be at Slammiversary.
-Lauren is with Kevin Nash. He has his pal Louisville with him. He says he has a game plan, and the bat is it. Joe is here and asks what his plans for Slammiversary are. Joe asks if Nash has his back or if he is out to stab it. Nash says to take the bass out of his voice. Nash says Joe is smart, and says he has to take care of his investment. But Nash is tired of it, he did what was right for Joe and his career. He has been there, and says lesson 69 says paranoia makes you crazy. He gives Joe the bat and turns his back and says to take a swing. Joe says he won’t need that and won’t attack from behind if and when he comes for him.
-More stuff from Jay’s bachelor party. He has telegrams from the groomsmen, the first one is from KOKO B WARE, THE BIRDMAN! Next is George the Animal Steele. And then Kamala. Dutt now brings out a stripper…Kip James. Oh f*ck this. Why is Dutt slapping his ass? MENTAL FLOSS PLEASE! NO BUYS!
James Storm w/Miss Jackie, Kip James and Lance Hoyt w/Christy Hemme vs. Matt Morgan and LAX (Hernandez y Homicide) w/Salinas and Hector Guerrero
Storm and Cide to begin, lock up and Storm gets a shoulder block. Some counters, Hernandez tags in and goes to work on Storm. Kip gets a boot to Hernandez and runs away. Bear hug on Storm, knees to the back by Cide as he tagged in and then a back elbow. Off the ropes, Jackie trips up Cide and Storm take shim to the floor. Knees by Jackie, Salinas is there and Jackie knocks her down. Enziguri by Storm to Cide, lung blower and a cover for 2. Sets Cide up top, and tosses him off of a Tornado DDT try. Air Raid Crash into a face plant by Storm. Tag to Hoyt, ass guitar, sack of shit slam and a tag to Kip. Knees to the back and right into the chinlock. Tag back to Storm, off the ropes and a clothesline by both guys and they go down. Tags and Kip and Morgan are in. Morgan cleans house, head butts and clotheslines for all. Side slam on Storm. Old School on Kip! Moonsault by Hoyt, spinebuster on him by Hernandez. It breaks down, Hernandez is killing people. Cide in now, STEREO DIVES by LAX! Morgan and Kip left, F5 by Morgan on Kip and that is all.
Winner: LAX and Matt Morgan @ 6:15 via pin
-TO THE BACK with Petey, Steiner and Khan. Petey curls the title belt, and Steiner tells JB to shut the hell up. He says Kaz hasn’t beaten anyone, and when JB mentions Terror Dome, Steiner BERRIES it. He and Petey are wrestlers. JB tries to cut off Petey, he grabs the mic and starts to talk but they cut him off. That sucked.
-Kurt and Karen Angle join us via satellite. Kurt says he was the victim, gave her everything and was never appreciated. Karen says he did give her a lot of things, but he never gave her HIS LOVE! Angle loves his career as well as her, while Karen says he loves himself more than her and the kids. Kurt doesn’t see why this is wrong. He then says Karen banged AJ, Tenay interjects and asks if Kurt has proof, Kurt tells him to shut up and accuses him of nailing Karen as well. Kurt them blows a gasket and says he will break every bone in AJ’s body.
-TO THE BACK and JB is with AJ. AJ says they won’t be married anymore, and says he has NOT been with Karen. JB says no one believes it, and AJ says he saw nothing. SCREW YOU KURT! I AM DONE! I haven’t forgotten all of the blood shed, your twisted thoughts of what Karen and I didn’t do. I got back up, but at Slammiversary you won’t! WAR AJ!
-More bachelor party stuff. Dutt’s family made a special gift, a giant cake. Christy Hemme pops out of the cake and Rave and Hoyt are there as well. They then leave. ODB is here now and has a giant box…errrr, gift for Jay. A GIANT SNAKE! SNAKE ROBERTS RUINED MY WEDDING! Jake will be at the open bar Sunday.
Tomko vs. AJ Styles w/Kevin Nash as Special Referee
AJ SAYS f*ck THE WORLD before the bell and hits a huge dive onto Tomko! They brawl, at ringside, AJ rolls him in and AJ is in control. Crowd loves AJ, he catapults Tomko as he was under the ropes. Knee strikes by AJ, Tomko tries to toss him off and AJ charges back in for the attack. Tomko tosses AJ to the floor as we head to a commercial @ 2:20.
Back from commercial @ 5:55 and AJ gets the dropkick and things are even as both guys are down. Tomko tosses AJ off the ropes, counter and a clothesline by AJ. Another and JA is fired up. Clash try, Tomko fights and Roode is out on the ram, Nash attacks. Tomko slams AJ down and covers for 2. Nash still fights off Roode, Booker is out and Nash fights him off. DDT by AJ on Tomko…PELE~! AJ up top…FROG SPLASH! 1…2…3.
Winner: AJ Styles @ 7:55 via pin
-Nash checks on AJ after the match, but Booker is in with a chair and lays out Nash. Tomko and Booker attack AJ. Rhino is out as well as Cage and Roode. CLUSTER BRAWL~! Team 3D now is in and the heels gets the advantage, until LAX hit the ring. JOE IS OUT now and he starts to clean house! Joe and Booker go at it, jabs by Joe, Nash has the chair, Booker moves and he NAILS Joe in the shoulder! Nash checks on Joe, but Joe is pissed off and the show ends.
-Video package to hype Sunday.
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