Source: National Ledger
WWE superstar Gregory “Don’t Call Me Hurricane” Helms’ girlfriend is at the center of pro wrestling’s latest scandal, as TNA Knockout Velvet Sky’s past has come back to haunt her. Formerly known as Northeast Independent wrestling standout “Talia Madison,” the spicy new addition to TNA’s ever-growing women’s roster has fallen victim to her own celebritydom.
Talia/Velvet’s photo appears on the promotional material for a women’s professional wrestling pay per view entitled “Wet Wrestling: Naughty Schoolgirl Food Fight.” The event is scheduled to start on InDemand pay per view next week. The advertisement also features now-retired Indpendent musclular wrestling femme fatale April Hunter. According to Wrestling News Desk associate editor Dan Bristow, the event was taped sometime in 2006.
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The release says, “The hottest school girls you have ever seen covered in cream corn, fruit cocktail, and vanilla pudding? This is one show you cant miss. Only Wet Wrestling brings you real school girls forced to wrestle each other by the Board of Education! The action is so sticky, icky, and oh so dirty as the gorgeous Principal Assets takes the hottest girls from Ass Break Academy and covers them in cafeteria left overs. Wet Wrestling Naughty Schoolgirl Food Fight– where the dirty girls get even dirtier!”
While many complain that TNA is a minor league wrestling organization with a national television contract, and especially compared to WWE that is more true than not, you’d have to agree that TNA Wrestling is a step up from the gooey mess this women’s pay per view seems to be.
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Unless Total Non Stop Action TV Writer Vince Russo wants to put a sticky icky “and oh so dirty” cream corn, fruit cocktail, and vanilla pudding match on TV next week. Would it surprise you?
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