November 24, 2003 (RAW Roulette)
Salt Lake City, Utah
Announcers: Jim Ross & Jerry Lawler
1. HEAT TAPINGS:
* John Heidenreich defeated Steven Richards..
* Rene Dupree defeated Tommy Dreamer..
* Mark Jindrak defeated D-Von Dudley..
* Rob Conway defeated Maven..
2. IN THE RING: Eric Bischoff + Shawn Michaels + Batista..
* Eric Bischoff introduces the show, with the big RAW ROULETTE wheel sitting in the middle of the ring..
* Eric Bischoff explains the rules of the ROULETTE WHEEL and shows several of the possibly match stipulations..
* Eric Bischoff also says that Goldberg will defend the World title in the main event against Triple H..
* Shawn Michaels’ music hit and Shawn Michaels came out to interrupt the General Manager of RAW..
* Shawn Michaels says after Eric Bischoff kicked him out of the building last week he went home and thought about things..
* Shawn Michaels says he looked in the mirror and saw a man with a crystal clear concious..
* Shawn Michaels says if it wasn’t for Eric Bischoff & Evolution, Steve Austin would be here tonight..
* Batista’s music then hit and he came out to the stage with a microphone in hand..
* Batista says he has chunks bigger than Shawn Michaels in his bowel movements..
* Batista says that Shawn Michaels isn’t the reason Steve Austin isn’t there, Batista is!
* Eric Bischoff stops Shawn Michaels and Batista from brawling and books a match between the two at Armageddon..
* Eric Bischoff books Batista & Ric Flair vs Shawn Michaels & Chris Jericho tonight!
3. IN THE RING: Lita + Eric Bischoff + Molly Holly..
* Eric Bischoff pops up on the big screen standing in front of the RAW ROULETTE wheel..
* Eric Bischoff says keeping Lita around to play with, may be more fun than firing her..
* Eric Bischoff lets Molly Holly spin the Roulette Wheel to determine the stipulations of her match..
* Molly Holly spins the wheel and the ticker lands on STEEL CAGE match!
4. CAGE MATCH: Lita vs Victoria..
* Thank you WWE creative team!
* As Lita was crawling out the door, Matt Hardy came down and smashed the door in her face!
* Victoria then crawled through the door to win the match!
* Matt Hardy entered the ring to harass Lita, but Christian ran down to make the save!
5. BACKSTAGE: Eric Bischoff & Randy Orton + Hurricane/Rosey..
* Eric Bischoff said he spun the wheel a few minutes ago and it landed on “Legend Killer” match!
* The Hurricane & Rosey come in and ask what their match is going to be tonight..
* Eric Bischoff says Hurricane will face Rosey, spins the wheel, in a “Capture the Midget” match!
* Eric Bischoff introduces “Fernando the Midget”, who bolts out the room..
* Hurricane protests at first but then runs off acter the midget..
6. LEGEND KILLER MATCH: Randy Orton vs Sgt Slaughter..
* Seconds into the match, Sgt Slaughter locked Randy Orton into the cobra clutch as the fans changed USA! USA!
* Randy Orton fights back and hits the RKO and pins Slaughter for the victory..
* Randy Orton puts the boots to Sgt. Slaughter after the match until Rob Van Dam makes the save!
* Rob Van Dam set up for the five-star frog splash, but Randy Orton rolled out and escaped..
7. BACKSTAGE: Lance Storm & Val Venis + Two strippers..
* Val Venis introduces Lance Storm to two strippers, one says she’s nervous about dating wrestlers..
* The Hurricane & Rosey run by chasing Fernando the Midget..
8. INTERVIEW: The Coach & Ric Flair..
* Ric Flair says he’s proud of his historic past, but he’s more proud of Evolution..
* Ric Flair mentions teaming with Batista against Shawn Michaels & Chris Jericho..
* Ric Flair also says Triple H will take back the World Heavyweight title tonight!
9. BACKSTAGE: Eric Bischoff & Matt Hardy..
* Matt Hardy says he doesn’t want to talk about Lita because he has officially closed that chapter of his life..
* Eric Bischoff points out that he’s using a copy of Steve Austin’s book as a coaster..
* Matt Hardy spins the Roulette wheel and lands on “Strange Bedfellows”..
10. STANGE BEDFELLOWS MATCH: Bubba Dudley & Mark Jindrak vs Matt Hardy & Christian..
* Matt Hardy is not exactly pleased that Christian (Lita’s new love interest) is his partner..
* Bubba Dudley needs to sit down for a few hours with the resident WWE wardrobe specialist – or Rico..
* Late in the match, Matt Hardy refused to tag Christian, and dropped off the apron and walked out!
* Garrison Cade finished off Christian with a flying elbow for the victory!
* Garrison Cade & Bubba Dudley extrange words and Cade hand-delivers Bubba’s title belt..
11. INTERVIEW: Terri & Shawn Michaels + Hurricane/Rosey..
* Terri points out all the obvious factors about Shawn Michaels’ match tonight..
* Shawn Michaels says he’s going to do what he always does — beat the odds..
* Fernando the midget is caught looking up Terri’s dress..
* Hurricane, someone else, and Rosey gives chase, and Terri also runs after Fernando!
12. WORLD TITLE MATCH: Triple H w/Ric Flair vs Bill Goldberg..
* Goldberg & HHH are given more time for their entrances than real talent get for entire matches..
* Goldberg wins by disqualification after Randy Orton ran in and interfered!
* Triple H pedigreed Goldberg, and went for the pin but Kane came to the ring..
* Triple H knocked Kane off the apron and turned around and got speared by Goldberg!
* Kane entered the ring and gave Goldberg the big boot to the face and kicks/punches away at him!
* Kane finished off by giving Golberg a chokeslam in the middle of the ring!
13. BACKSTAGE: Eric Bischoff & Triple H + Kane..
* Triple H, in a fury, demands a World title match at Armageddon..
* Kane enters and also demands a World title match with Goldberg at Armageddon..
* After some confusion, Eric Bischoff books Goldberg vs Triple H vs Kane in a triple threat match!
14. PARKING LOT: Fernando + Hurricane + Someone Else + Terri + Rosey..
* They’re all still chasing Fernando the Midget..
15. SALT LAKE CITY STREET FIGHT: Booker T vs Mark Henry w/Theodore Long..
* Eric Bischoff comes on the big screen and spins the Roulette Wheel to get a “Salt Lake City Street Fight”..
* Booker T bolts from the ring and hides up on the stage, and ambushes Mark Henry as he comes through the curtain..
* Mark Henry wins..
16. BACKSTAGE: Eric Bischoff & Trish Stratus..
* Eric Bischoff spins the wheel for Trish Stratus, and it lands on “Bra & Panties” match..
17. BACKSTAGE: Trish Stratus & Chris Jericho..
* Chris Jericho offers to ask Eric Bischoff to cancel that stipulation – Trish says it’ll be okay..
* Trish Stratus requested that Chris Jericho “be a man” while teaming with Shawn Michaels tonight..
18. IN THE ARENA: Jim Ross & Jerry Lawler..
* Fernando runs through the arena being chased by Hurricane, Terri & Rosey..
* Fernando lands in Jim Ross’s lap!
* Lilian Garcia announces “The winner of the Capture the Midget match is Jim Ross!”
19. HANDICAP SINGAPORE CANE MATCH: Rob Van Dam vs Scott Steiner & Test w/Stacy Keibler..
* Eric Bischoff spins the Roulette Wheel twice, landing on “Handicap” & “Singapore Cane” match..
* Test used Stacy Keibler a sheild when Rob Van Dam went after him with a cane!
* Rob Van Dam hit a frog splash on Scott Steiner, but Test whacked RVD with the cane!
20. BACKSTAGE: Eric Bischoff & Chris Jericho..
* Chris Jericho says that a 4-time Women’s champion should be in “Bra & Panties” matches..
* Eric Bischoff says it’s not about that, it’s about Chris Jericho falling for Trish Stratus..
* Chris Jericho denied falling for Trish and vowed to “do the right thing” tonight..
21. BRA & PANTIES MATCH: Trish Stratus vs Miss Jackie w/Rico..
* Jim Ross teased that it might be Rico competing instead of Jim Ross (I beleived it for a minute)..
* Rico tried to interfere but Trish Stratus ripped his pants off, revealing MANties!!
* Trish Stratus rolled up Miss Jackie, and tore off her pants to win the match!
* Miss Jackie harassed Lilian Garcia after the match, and ripped off Lilian’s shirt!
22. MAIN EVENT: Batista & Ric Flair vs Chris Jericho & Shawn Michaels..
* Chris Jericho superkicked Shawn Michaels, who landed on top of Batista to score the pinfall!
* Batista assaulted and choked out Shawn Michaels causing him to bleed from the mouth!
23. RAW goes off the air…
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