Source: Pro Wrestling Insider
After last week’s dose of K-Fed, it is time for Raw to reload with the most famous spouse since Yoko Ono for a second appearance. Will Kevin be able to dance in and help Johnny Nitro when he faces John Cena? What is next for Degeneration X as they continue their newest battle against Randy Orton and Edge? Will Jeff Hardy continue to successfully defend the Intercontinental title? Will we see the tag champions this week? Do you remember who the tag champions are? Will Kenny stay a part of the Spirit Squad or will he take his pom poms and move on to a new beginning? Will Cryme Tyme steal our hearts? Will Shelton Benjamin continue to argue the race card? What will happen in the Women’s Tournament?
We are live from Chicago, Illinois and your announcers are Jim ‘Monsters of the BBQ Sauce’ Ross and Jerry ‘Wrigley Field’ Lawler.
We begin tonight’s show with footage of highlights of John Cena’s confrontation with Kevin Federline on last week’s Raw. We are reminded that Kevin will be in Johnny Nitro’s corner for Nitro’s match against John Cena.
Kevin Federline comes to the ring and he gets on the mic. He says that he is back on Raw for one word . . . payback. Last week, everyone was talking about his appearance on television and the internet. They were talking about John Cena gave him an FU and humiliated him on national television. He says that he is not like the Chicago Cubs; he is not a lovable loser. Tonight, K-Fed gets his revenge. He has a few men who will annihilate John Cena at Cyber Sunday. First, he brings out King Booker and he is accompanied by Queen Sharmell. The Queen tells them to stop the music because King Booker has something to say. Booker takes the mic and he tells Mr. Federline that he listened to his CD and it is a treasure. He calls Kevin a gifted and talented artist. He says that John Cena will pay for his actions because Kevin is a trend setter. All of the people in the crowd want to be like Kevin. That is why the fans will choose to put John Cena’s title on the line at Cyber Sunday. At the conclusion of the Champions of Champions match, King Booker will be the WWE and Heavyweight Champion.
Big Show comes out and he does not look too happy. Show has a mic and he agrees that John Cena’s title should be on the line at Cyber Sunday. He also agrees that the punk John Cena should be beaten within an inch of his life. Show says that he disagrees with Booker, and Booker interrupts and tells Show to call him King Booker. Show says that he will call Booker whatever he wants. Show says that Booker is living in a fantasy land if he thinks he is going to win the Champion of Champions match. To prove it, Show tells Booker to watch ECW this week. Show says that everyone knows that he will win the match at Cyber Sunday. Booker interrupts and says balderdash.
Show and Booker argue over who will win the match at Cyber Sunday and they are interrupted by John Cena’s music. Cena has a mic as well and he has something to say on the Rawest Stage in Sports Entertainment. He points out that they have the Big Show, King Booker, and Kevin Federline in the ring. He says that it is the dumbest lineup in the history of Celebrity Jeopardy. That is not what he sees. He sees a Big Royal Pain in the Ass. He mentions how Federline is looking for payback, but he made the wrong choice. He is not afraid of Big Show because his schedule is so busy since he has been in two movies and is scheduled for a third one. First, he was the Stay-Puft Marshmallow man; and then he was Jabba the Hutt in Star Wars. Show has a starring role in Martin Scorsese’s movie ‘The White Fat Albert’. Cena moves on to King Booker. Cena says that they were happy with the wannabe monarch and the fake British accent. He crossed the line when he called Kevin Federline’s album ‘a treasure’. He congratulates Booker for losing his status as a black man.
Ron Simmons comes out and Cena gives him the mic and Simmons gives us a ‘DAMN’ and he walks to the back. Cena tells Federline if he is going to get payback on the WWE champion, instead of playing with fire he would be better off playing with himself. John Cena goes to the back and we go to commercial.
Match Number One: Melina versus Mickie James in a Semi-Final match in the Women’s Tournament
Melina attacks Mickie before the bell and she punches Mickie. Mickie with a spear and then she punches Melina. Mickie tosses Melina by the hair and then Melina tries to get out of the ring and Mickie pulls Melina back into the ring. Melina kicks Mickie off and then she knees Mickie in the head. Melina with a suplex and she gets a two count. Melina with crossfaces to Mickie followed by a dragon sleeper. Melina with forearms to Mickie’s midsection, but Mickie with knees and she hits a fisherman’s suplex and bridge for a two count. Melina and Mickie exchange forearms with Mickie getting the advantage. Mickie with a clothesline and back elbow to a charging Melina for a two count. Mickie with punches to Melina followed by a clothesline and a flapjack. Mickie with a kick to the midsection and then she tries for a DDT but Melina blocks it. Melina with a swinging neckbreaker but she can only get a two count. Melina screeches her disapproval. Melina charges into an elbow and then Mickie with a head scissors followed by a DDT for the three count.
Winner: Mickie James
We go to footage from last week’s match between Randy Orton and Triple H when Hunter won the match after a chair shot. We will have the rematch tonight. We go to commercial.
We are back with a WWE Rewind: Umaga attacking Steve-O and Chris Pontius last week on Raw.
Chris Masters and Shelton Benjamin are in the ring for the next match.
We are told that Jeff Hardy’s opponent will be among the following: Johnny Nitro, Shelton Benjamin, and Carlito.
Match Number Two: Chris Masters and Shelton Benjamin versus Carlito and Jeff Hardy
Hardy and Benjamin start things off and Benjamin backs Hardy into his corner. Hardy blocks a punch and he punches his way out of trouble. Benjamin with a kick to Hardy and Jeff goes down. Benjamin throws Hardy out of the ring and Masters slams Hardy on the floor while the referee deals with Carlito and Benjamin in the ring. Benjamin goes outside and he rolls Hardy back into the ring. Benjamin tags in Masters and Masters with an elbow drop to Hardy followed by a butterfly suplex for a two count. Benjamin tags in and he kicks Hardy and punches Hardy and then has Hardy in a sleeper. Benjamin pulls Hardy down by his hair and then Masters is tagged in. Masters with forearms to Hardy’s kidneys before he tags Benjamin back in. Benjamin with kicks to Hardy while Masters holds him. Benjamin with a punch across the top of Hardy’s head. Hardy punches back but Benjamin with a knee. Hardy with Whisper in the Wind and both men are down but he tags in Carlito. Carlito punches Benjamin but Benjamin with a kick. Carlito with a springboard back elbow followed by a flapjack from a uranage position. Hardy with a mule kick to Masters. Carlito with a corkscrew quebrada onto Masters and Benjamin followed by a quebrada to Masters. Hardy tries for the Twist of Fate on Masters, but Masters sends Hardy into Carlito and Carlito and Hardy bump heads. Benjamin with a rollup and some help from the ropes for the three count.
Winners: Shelton Benjamin and Chris Masters
After the match, Hardy and Carlito have some words about what happened. Benjamin and Masters are still in the ring and all four men battle but Benjamin and Masters eventually leave the ring. Carlito yells at Hardy and then he leaves the ring. We go to commercial.
We are back and there are some members of the Chicago Bears in the crowd.
Todd Grisham is in the interview area with Randy Orton and Edge. Todd asks Edge for his thoughts about last week and the rematch. Edge calls Todd ‘re-Todd’. Edge says that last week, DX tried to mock them and then they had to resort to low blows and chair shots to fight them. Last week was typical DX. Orton says typical DX will not be seen tonight or at Cyber Sunday. They will not let DX run them off because they are rated R . . . KO. They are the two biggest superstars in the industry. Orton says that he made the challenge to show DX and the world that things will be different. Edge says that he will prove things by inviting three impartial men to watch the match. The three men who have been chosen as options for the referee in their match, Eric Bischoff, Jonathan Coachman, and Vince McMahon.
Jim Ross talks about how a number of superstars were asked if John Cena is tougher or John Triton, his character from The Marine.
Johnny Nitro and Kevin Federline are watching the show on a television in the locker room and Nitro calls Cena a wannabe. Nitro says that he cannot believe that Cena made a movie. Nitro says that K-Fed is a better actor and rapper. Federline says that Cena is whack and mentions that Cena sold 500,000 albums. Federline vows to sell that many in the first week. Nitro says that he will show the world that he is a better wrestler than John Cena. Federline says that Cena humiliated him last week and he cannot have that. They both say that payback is a mother. We go to commercial.
Match Number Three: Johnny Nitro (with Melina and Kevin Federline) versus John Cena
Nitro with a knee but Cena responds with a punch and then he hits a back elbow for a two count. Cena punches Nitro and then Irish whips him into the corner. Cena with a kick to the midsection followed by a fisherman’s suplex. Melina distracts the referee and then Federline gets on the apron to distract Cena. Nitro attacks Cena from behind and then he punches Cena and chokes him with his boot. Nitro with kicks to Cena and Melina shrieks her approval. Nitro with a neck breaker for a two count. Nitro with a neck vice and Cena gets out of the hold and he punches Nitro. Cena misses a cross body when Nitro drops down. Nitro kicks Cena and then he throws Cena over the top rope in front of Federline. Federline stands over Cena while Nitro distracts the referee. Federline slaps Cena in the face and Cena is not happy. Cena turns around into a pescado from Nitro. Nitro slams Cena’s head into the announce table and Melina shrieks again. Nitro rolls Cena back in and he gets a two count. Nitro with a kick to the ribs but Cena punches back. Cena with an Irish whip but Nitro moves when Cena charges. Nitro with a bulldog and he gets a two count. Cena punches Nitro but Nitro with a sleeper and body scissors. Cena gets to his feet and Nitro is on his back and Cena falls back to get Nitro to release the hold and both men are down. Cena with flying shoulder tackles followed by a clothesline and a modified blue thunder driver. Cena stares at Federline and then he hits the five knuckle shuffle. Cena with an FU to Nitro for the three count.
Winner: John Cena
After the match, Cena goes outside the ring and he goes after Federline while Melina checks on Nitro. Cena chases Federline to the back and then Federline falls down. Big Show and King Booker come out and they go after Cena. Booker punches Cena while Show does the same. Cena rolls to the ring while Booker and Show continue the attack. Booker slams Cena’s head into the ring steps. Show rolls Cena into the ring and Booker with a clothesline to Cena. Show picks up Cena and he choke slams Cena. Booker hits a Bookend on Show followed by a scissors kick to Cena. We go to commercial.
We are back with the Slam of the Week: Cryme Tyme defeating the Spirit Squad last week and Kenny walking away.
The Spirit Squad are in the ring as Mikey and Nicky will be facing Cryme Tyme again in a non-title match.
JTG and Mikey start things off and Nicky distracts JTG to allow for some double teaming. Mikey with a slam to JTG and then he tags in Nicky. Nicky flips Mikey onto JTG and Nicky gets a two count. Nicky punches JTG and then he chokes him. Mikey is tagged in and he punches JTG. JTG punches back but Mikey with a knee to the midsection. Mikey with a suplex to JTG for a two count. Mikey with a rear chin lock but JTG with elbows to get out of the hold. Mikey with a drop kick for a two count. Mikey returns to the side head lock. JTG leap frogs Mikey and Shad is tagged in. Shad with shoulder tackles and punches followed by a side slam to Mikey. Shad clotheslines Nicky over the top rope to the floor. Shad catches Johnny from the top turnbuckle and then he tosses Johnny onto Mitch. Cryme Tyme with the G-9 for the three count.
Winners: Cryme Tyme
After the match, Kenny is not happy while the other members of the Spirit Squad survey the damage. Kenny goes up top and he hits a leg drop on Mikey’s throat. Kenny gets on the mic. He says that he is the youngest and most talented member of the Spirit Squad and the WWE. He says that he has had it. They have let him down since they started losing matches to Ric Flair. He does not respect Ric Flair because Flair does not know when to hang it up and call it quits. Kenny says that he will get the job done and no one will be out there to screw it up for him. Kenny says that he will face Ric Flair tonight and he will do it by himself. Kenny leaves the ring while the others check on Mikey. We go to commercial.
We are back with the WWE 24/7 This Week in History Moment with footage of the Chamber of Horrors match from 1991. As we see footage, the voice over mocks the entire match concept.
Eugene is in the ring shooting t-shirts in a Brian Urlacher shirt. Umaga comes out with Armando Alejandro Estrada. Estrada says that it appears that Umaga’s open challenge to ECW and Smackdown for Cyber Sunday have been accepted. The choices are Chris Benoit, Sandman, and Kane. Estrada says that the choice is up to us. As for tonight, he has already made a choice for his monster’s latest victim. Estrada says that he chooses Eugene. He says that Eugene’s gun is big, but not big enough to stop the Samoan bulldozer . . . before Estrada can finish, Eugene accidentally shoots the t-shirt gun in Estrada’s groin. Eugene cowers as Umaga punches Eugene. Umaga with a Samoan drop. Umaga rips off Eugene’s Bears jersey and then he tosses Eugene into the corner. Umaga kicks Eugene and then he chops Eugene. Umaga with a running butt splash into Eugene’s head. We go to commercial.
We are back with footage from the tour of Japan.
Eugene is in the back being tended to and Hacksaw tells Eugene to stop being so nice and let the monster out. Eugene freaks out on Duggan.
Ric Flair comes out and he says that he does not believe a word that Kenny said about being alone so he has people to cover his back. Just like when he was in Evolution or in the Four Horsemen, he has backup. Sergeant Slaughter, Roddy Piper, and Dusty Rhodes come to ringside.
Match Number Four: Kenny versus Ric Flair
Flair backs Kenny into the corner and he chops Kenny. Kenny with a back body drop and then he goes up top for a missile drop kick for a two count. Kenny punches Flair and then he tries for the figure four, but Flair pushes him off. Flair chops Kenny and then he hits a back elbow and then he struts followed by a knee drop. Flair is tripped and Kenny gets a rollup for the three count, with help from the tights.
Winner: Kenny
After the match, Flair goes after Kenny, but the other members of the Spirit Squad stop Flair. Slaughter, Rhodes, and Piper come into the ring and they clean house. Rhodes with a series of elbows to the Spirit Squad. The ring is cleared as Slaughter, Piper, and Rhodes celebrate with Flair.
We go to a video package about Robert Patrick’s character in The Marine. We go to commercial.
We are back and we are reminded that Brooke Hogan’s new CD will be released tomorrow.
Todd Grisham is in the interview area with Degeneration X. They rise in front of Todd. Todd says that Edge and Orton said that last week was typical Degeneration X. Shawn Michaels says that they forgot one thing . . . wrist bands . . . and hats. . . and shirts. Hunter says that is three things. Hunter says that the next thing he will say is that everything is available on the WWE site. Shawn says that it always seems like the guys who always claim to be the best in the industry live up to it the least. Hunter says that there are a number of things. . . a plethora . . . a cornucopia of things. Why not just go out there and kick their asses. It does not matter who or how many Edge and Orton bring, they have two words for them.
It is time to run through the card for Cyber Sunday. Jim Ross says that there have already been more than 3 million votes.
John Cena versus King Booker versus Big Show in the Champion of Champions Match where you decide the title on the line.
Umaga versus Chris Benoit, Kane, or Sandman
Jeff Hardy versus Johnny Nitro, Shelton Benjamin, or Carlito for the Intercontinental Title
Spirit Squad versus Ric Flair and Dusty Rhodes, Roddy Piper, or Sergeant Slaughter for the Tag Titles
Degeneration X versus Randy Orton and Edge with Vince McMahon, Eric Bischoff, or Jonathan Coachman as the guest referee.
Eric Bischoff and Jonathan Coachman are walking in the back and Vince McMahon greets them. Vince wants to have a few words with Eric Bischoff before they go to the ring. Coach leaves. Vince says that the past is the past, and they do not have to like each other, but they can work together. Vince says that he has had a few personal problems with DX and they have been embarrassing. Vince says that if Eric helps him with DX, then Vince can help Eric with his book. Vince gets a call from his broker and he tells Eric to have him and Coach take care of things on their own. We go to commercial.
We are back with a Moments Ago Moment of Kevin Federline slapping John Cena and then trying to escape Cena post-match. Then we see Booker and Big Show attack Cena.
Eric Bischoff comes out to the ring. Jonathan Coachman comes out next.
Match Number Five: Triple H (with Shawn Michaels) versus Randy Orton (with Edge and Lita)
Orton with a knee and punches but Hunter returns the favor. Orton with an Irish whip but Hunter with an elbow and neck breaker for a two count. Hunter with a suplex to Orton and then he hits a knee drop. Hunter punches Orton but Orton kicks Hunter. Hunter with a spinebuster and Orton rolls out of the ring to regroup. Hunter goes out after him and then he slams Orton’s head into the ring steps before rolling Orton back into the ring. Orton drops Hunter across the top rope. Orton punches Hunter and then he ducks a clothesline and hits a standing drop kick for a two count. Orton punches Hunter in the corner but the referee pulls him away. Orton with a kick to the midsection followed by a DDT. Orton kicks Hunter and does his version of the Garvin Stomp followed by a knee drop for a two count. Orton with a rear chin lock. Orton with a shoulder tackle but Hunter with a high knee. Hunter punches Orton and then he hits the jawbreaker. Lita trips Hunter and then Hunter pulls Lita on the apron. Orton with a back breaker. Michaels gets on the apron and Hunter sends Orton into the referee. Hunter tries for a Pedigree on Orton but Edge with a spear to Hunter. Michaels sends Edge into the announce table and then he hits Sweet Chin Music on Coachman. Edge sends Michaels into the ring post and Edge sets for Hunter but Hunter sends Edge out of the ring. Bischoff gives Orton a chair and Orton hits Hunter with it. The referee rolls back into the ring and Orton gets the three count.
Winner: Randy Orton
After the match, Edge, Orton, and Lita celebrate on the ramp while Hunter is still laid out in the ring. We go to credits.
