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Joey and Tazz welcome us to ECW TV!
Mike Knox and Kelly are in the ring, he wants to show everyone something they can enjoy. We see a clip of Kelly stripping. But he then says she can never take her clothes off in public again. We see a clip of Sandman nailing her with the cane. He has no doubts that Sandman hit her on purpose, and then people said I abandoned you, I actually went to get help. I would never abandon you. Sandman, you want to do that to my girl, well then I want everyone to see how I treat you!
Sandman makes his way to the ring.
Mike Knox w/Kelly vs. The Sandman
Knox attacks as the ref takes the cane away from Sandman. Knox unloads with rights and just beats him down. Sandman fires back, off the ropes, reversal and a Russian Leg sweep by Sandman. He goes for the cane, Kelly tries to come in, she covers Knox to protect him and Sandman tells her to leave. Test is here to beat down Sandman and we have a DQ.
Winner: Sandman @ 1:15 via DQ
Test delivers the TKO and leaves Sandman in the ring and leaves with Knox and Kelly.
We see Knox and Test walking and talking. Together they are unstoppable apparently. Dreamer attacks them with a trashcan and security has to break it up.
We see Sabu and Heyman talking. Sabu wants an ECW title match. Heyman says Show will destroy Kane, and Paul knows that Sabu is great, but he won’t make the match. Paul says he is too emotional, and tells him to take the night off. Paul sees Guido dressing and Paul says he said something under his breath. Paul is the lifeblood of ECW and then has security beat up Guido. He tells Guido that he has a match…NEXT! He has the private security drag Guido to the ring.
We see CM Punk again. He was raised on the streets of Chicago, he had to fight for everything he is. The wait is over, and this kid will debut next week.
Security drags out Little Guido.
Fertig w/Ariel vs. Little Guido
Clothesline by Fertig. He just beats down LG, and then gives him the double fishhook. Ariel then licks his fingers, and LG with a kick to Fertig. Fertig grabs him and slams him down and clubs on him some more. He lays LG’s legs on the ropes and gives him a stunner. Boots to LG, Irish whip and a corner clothesline. Razor’s Edge finishes LG. Who the hell invited the vampire in anyway?
Winner: Fertig @ 2:22 via pin
Fertig and Ariel make out to celebrate.
We see a video package for Kane.
We get a shot of Shannon Moore walking. He’s a reject.
Balls Mahoney vs. Justin Credible
Knee by Justin Credible to begin. Rights by Credible, off the ropes and a slam by Balls. Jabbing with the Balls chant. Running boot by Balls. Credible tries to run, Balls pulls him back in and drops an elbow. Neck vice by Balls, and then clotheslines Credible to the floor. They brawl into the crowd, back in and Credible in control, bulldog gets 2 for Credible. Northern lights suplex by Credible for 2. Arm bar variant by Credible, into a neck vice now. Basement dropkick by Credible gets 2. Snap mare and neck vice by Credible. Surfboard now by Credible, Balls battles but Credible pulls him to the mat. Balls to his feet, back suplex to Credible. Jabs by Balls again and Credible is down. Sit out powerbomb by Balls for 2. Rights by Balls, ref tells him to stop and Credible fires back with chops. Credible misses a dropkick to the corner, hits his balls and Balls with rights to Credible. Ref bump, reverse DDT by Credible. He goes and gets a chair…boot by Balls and he KILLS Credible with it.
Winner: Justin Credible @ 6:10 via DQ
Balls and the ref argue…and he nails him with a chair shot.
We see Show and Paul talking. He says he will take them all on, but wants to know why he can’t fight Sabu. Paul says to worry about Kane and him alone.
Next week, Kurt Angle returns. Wellness be damned~!
Extreme Rules: ECW World Title Match: The Big Show © vs. Kane
They stare down and lock up. TO the ropes and Kane shoves him off. Off the ropes and a clothesline by Kane does nothing. Show then tosses Kane to the floor, and follows. Kane rams Show to the post and then Kane grabs a table. And then another. Now has a chair and tosses it in the ring. Another. Then a trashcan. They brawl on the floor, and Show gets a clothesline. We head to a commercial @ 2:30.
Back from commercial @ 6:20 with Show in control. Clubbing shots to Kane, chops by Show now. More chops by Show, Irish whip and then a boot by Kane. 2nd rope clothesline by Kane. Kane wedges the chair in the corner, boots to Show. Rights by Kane, but Show tosses him into the chair in the corner. Show has the trashcan and beats Kane with it. Show climbs the ropes…LOW BLOW by Kane! BIG back suplex by Kane! They exchange rights from their knees, to their feet now and more punches. Kane in control now with repeated rights. Corner clothesline by Kane. Another. GOOZLE by Kane, GOOZLE by Show! Chokeslam by Show. 1…2…NO! Show to the floor and goes to set up the tables. He sets 2 tables up beside the ring, and goes back into the ring. Can shot by Show. He grabs Kane, to the apron he goes. Suplex try…stunner off the ropes by Kane. Show is hanging there, and Kane has a chair…nails Show but he hangs on. Hits his hand and then nails him again and he falls through! Paul and a ref check on Show. Show is bleeding and Kane goes and rolls him back into the ring. Show is bleeding a lot. Kane up top…leaps…GOOZLE! Chokeslam countered into a DDT! 1…2…Paul pulls out the ref! Kane grabs Paul, Show then nails Kane with the chair. Again! Chokeslam on the chair and that is all.
Winner: The Big Show @ 15:21 via pin
Show has the chair and looks to punish Kane more, but Sabu is here with a missile Vanterminator off the top rope! He leaves through the crowd, poses and his music plays. We see a pissed off and bloody Big Show in the ring.
