Eugene Gets A Whooping
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Welcome Back, Folks:
- Whoa! What’s this? Back AGAIN!?! Yeah, well as you all know, I tend to have more free time in the summer months so it allows me to update these little “extras” that I do on TBL.
- Oh hey, great! I get to restart RAW Wishes with Evolution…great…
- How great is Eugene?
- Uh-oh, Uncle Eric is mad!
- Randy Orton is going to be a huge star one day – he’s progressed so well. Very good job working on him.
- Is there anyone more jacked than Batista? DAMN IT!
- On a side note – great job for Edge and Orton last night at the PPV – awesome job, great match.
- I don’t know why Edge is having trouble in this match. I could take Batista.
- I could take him to the beach, to the mall, to the store – I have an SUV so he’ll fit.
- What is it that Batista’s missing? I think it’s a good speaking ability.
- I love the whole thing they’re doing here with the “Edge trying to knock down the giant opponent” – they haven’t done that in a while.
- YES! A commerical break during a match that I like! Damn it…
- Do I really need to see what happened over the break via a split screen? Doesn’t that prevent me from seeing what’s happening now?
- This match isn’t half bad, really. Even with the commercial break.
- Alright Batista – you’re the man, we all know it. Yippee doo. Yell something else at the crowd, please.
- They’ve reintroduced rest holds in the past few months here at WWE – I think it’s a good change.
- He’s not going to hit the spear.
- Oh! The good guy wins by holding the ropes! NICE!
- Ooooo…Uncle Eric sounds pissed in his office there!
- Why doesn’t Eric’s sister come and give him a what-for for the way he’s treating Eugene?
- I bet Eugene gets a title match tonight.
- Told ya so. Maybe this’ll be the beginning of the end of his reign as Eugene.
- How do the wrestlers keep a straight face in front of Dinsmore? He does such a great job at that character!
- The King! Yes! More of the King! He’s the best!
- Isn’t it great that he’s grown out of his crown and tights stage? He looks much better and his commentating has become a little more grown up lately. Excellent progression.
- He’s interviewing prospective divas? Hahaha!
- Oh look at this little bitty…great dress.
- Lingerie Bowl, eh? Excellent…
- Ah hahaha! Lawler is hilarious.
- Yes! Ric Flair! Going from Lawler to Flair – awesome!
- Who is this kid with the microphone?
- Ahahahaha! Flair is great!
- Wait! Hurricane, Flair, and Lawler in a stretch of three minutes?!?!
- Wow, Flair just let Helms have it, huh? And he’s just gotten himself in the Quotes of the Night section at the bottom of this review!
- Uh-oh, Helms looks pissed.
- The expression on these two men’s faces is priceless right now!
- Flait is still the man – great segment!
- Must we be subject to The Quebecers 2004?
- Could Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler make it any clearer to the fans that Rhyno and Tajiri are a tag team?
- Any isn’t it annoying that they have to do that?
- Maybe this is the new thing in WWE – if you can’t figure out a storyline for a few good wrestlers, make them a tag team.
- Well this was a bullshit, go no where match.
- Hahaha! Jim Ross got himself in the Quote of the Night with that rip on Trish!
- How hot is Nidia?
- Why did it take so long for WWE to pair Maven and Nidia?
- How long before some intellectual giant at WWE takes them apart again?
- Does Tomko ever talk?
- Alright – Maven has been employed at WWE for a few years now – he should have progressed a little further than he has so far. I don’t want to hear about how it takes years and years to be a top guy – that’s true. But it doesn’t take years to become a decent mid-level guy. What’s the deal here?
- Yes! Regal! He is by far the best character/person to come in the mainstream in the past 10 years or so. I love it when he’s on. Not because of any one particular thing, but because he’s a great wrestler, he’s hilarious, and his speaking ability is awesome.
- Jericho has grown on me in the past year – but I still think that his attitude is still too mid-90’s.
- Hahaha! Go Jericho! The Musical Chairs Champion!
- Yeah, well Lita‘s lost her mind.
- How long before the crowd chants slut?
- Is Lita giving a decent interview? Good job!
- There you go Lita! Call that sick son of a bitch a…sick son of a bitch!
- So Kane can end life? I guess he’s like a killer now or something?
- Ah! Wow! You tell him how it is Lita! Damn! Quote of the Night area for you, sweetie!
- Yeah, well you can add Jericho to the crazy list – why is he trying to get Kane back to the ring?
- AH hahahaha! Jericho – Quote of the Night area – go look!
- I’ll take the middle of the match entrance from the commercial this time around only because it was a hilarious set-up for the match.
- You know Kane isn’t that bad of a wrestler either. He’s made drastic improvements since his DDS days.
- Yeah, like Kane is going to hit him from the top rope.
- Well hell! When all else fails, chokeslam your opponent AND the ref!
- Yes! Yes! More King! Best RAW ever! More King!
- Is this girl not attractive or is it just me?
- Oh wait, the crowd is booing her, so it’s not just me.
- Hold on – the crowd is booing her? HAHAHAHAHA!!!
- This girl can’t dance.
- Isn’t that Stacey’s song that they’re playing in the background?
- These Smackdown! Rebounds are good. I don’t get to watch Smackdown! much, but these are a pretty good review of what happened.
- Pretty cool about that cage match on Smackdown! huh?
- The WWE always has such great commercials for SummerSlam! Hahahaha!!! Stop, drop, and roll! HAHAHAHAHA! Awesome promo!
- This’ll be my most favorite match of all-time here. My favorite wrestler from the past and my favorite wrestler from the future – I love it.
- You know Flair goes nuts every time he walks through the curtain and hears the crowd “Wooo-ing” like they do.
- That’s a great stat – that Ric Flair had four years under his belt in the wrestling business before Hurricane was born.
- Ah! The poke to the eye! Nice Hurricane!
- Ah! The poke to the eye! Nice Flair!
- Is there anything better than watching Flair go to town on some poor bastard’s knee?
- Wow – when was the last time that Flair made someone tap out with the Figure Four Leglock?
- More King! Yes! Oh wait – look at this little hussy. Hello!
- Two puppies? LOL!
- Dude, the King has got to be great to drink beers at the bar with. Of course he doesn’t drink, but he’s still hilarious.
- Playmate of the Year? She wins! Give her the money – NOW!
- Eugene is talking to a stuffed monkey?!? That is by far the best sight that I’ve seen in the past month – bar none!
- I like how Eugene gets all upset at the mention of chairs and stuff like that.
- Ladies and gentlemen – Eugene just told the stuffed monkey that “That’s Chris Benoit.”
- You’ve got to love how Eugene does the moves of other wrestlers.
- Could Jim Ross talk any more about this Ray Stevens guy?
- It’s nice that they give credence to Bret Hart – nice little quote there from Jim Ross – “Excellenty Execute.”
- Uh-oh…Eugene is pissed!
- He’s doing Benoit’s moves! He put Benoit in the crossface!!!
- He’s got that crossface locked in there deep!
- That was a great manuever by Eugene to get Benoit into the ropes! Excellent!
- A rock bottom?! What? Eugene is beating the hell out of Benoit?
- Ah, so this’ll be Eugene’s downfall. Oh damn it – Evolution.
- And the beasting of Eugene begins…
- It’s been a while since there’s been a good beat down on RAW.
- Whoop their asses Regal! Oh – wait…or get shitstomped in the process I guess.
- Anyone else smell four man tag team match next week? Evolution vs. Hurricane, Eugene, Benoit, and Regal?
- Damn, they’re really beating his ass pretty good there…
- That was a pretty good RAW – rather entertaining if I can say so myself.
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Quotes of the Night:
– “We’re both in the same profession, the only difference is I became a legend and you became a joke.” – Ric Flair to The Hurricane
– “I mean it was good, but it wasn’t as good as the Rock’s book, it wasn’t as good as Hulk Hogan’s book, you know Chyna now she had a good book, and besides, it’s not number one like Mick Foley’s book was.” – The Hurricane to Flair on his new book
– “There’s Trish – speaks three languages, can’t say no in any of them.” – Jim Ross
– “I do know who the father of my baby is – and it’s not you. You know how I know? Because I have been with both of you – and Matt Hardy is more of a man than you will ever be!” – Lita telling Kane how it is
– “You don’t have to leave so soon, you don’t have to leave so prematurely. Oh but then again from what I hear, you do a lot of things prematurely.” – Jericho to Kane after Lita punked him out
– “Look at your qualifications: seven feet tall, bald, ugly, gap-toothed, lazy-eyed, and most importantly of all, like every diva in the back, you ain’t got a set of balls!” – Jericho to Kane after Lita punked him out
