Swerve/FATP – Joint Summerslam Preview

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Jared – Weeeeeeeeeeeelcome everyone to Swerve Stadium! Weeeeeeeeeeeeeelcome everyone to Swe… Wait no, this isn’t Swerve today! This is Summerslam baby! This is the anniversary of the most dangerous alliance the Internet has seen! And there’s more of us this year…

Scage – Yes there certainly is Tremble, back once again it is I, Scage to make this a Triple Threat. Back by popular demand, I hasten to add.

Jared – Yes, as opposed to a handi-cap match… which it most certainly… isn’t…

Scage – Well, I was waiting for the inevitable Swervejob, like last time.

Mitch – Well I don’t know about that. This nearly always is a handi-cap match when you’re around Jared. Nevertheless, we’re here in force, and ready to run down yet another strong looking Summerslam card.

Jared – Strong isn’t the word… I’d call this a strong Summerslam card!

Mitch – Easy there!

Scage – Right, so what’s first on this strong card? Undertaker and A-Train?

Undertaker Vs. A-Train

Jared – Ooo boy. We just got wrecked, but it can’t feel any worse than watching this match.

Mitch – I know. Of all the matches on the card, this is the one I’m least looking forward to. I’m sure Scage picked this match first to get it out of the way, right?

Jared – I think he just wanted to make us look stupid for saying strong. We’ll see who’s laughing at the end of this column, Scage!

Scage – Hey, I will get screwed, the guests always do. Maybe I will be the first ever to get screwed twice!

Anyway, the match!

Jared – Oh, you weren’t kidding? Mitch, he actually wants to discuss it! Didn’t anyone tell him our A-Train B- Plan? Make a Rift’s daughter joke and move on!

Mitch – Ok… I’ll fire one up from down here…

I’m struggling for one here boys, so I’m gonna have to go with we’re getting more rammed down our throats with this A-Train push than Rift’s daughter gets on a busy night.

Okay. Next match!

Jared – Hahaha, Rift’s daughter… when will she learn? Seriously though, let’s not rip off the readers. Scage, can they make anything out of this match?

Mitch – Oh is that Plan C Jared? Ask Scage, the young and inexperienced guy to talk about an A-Train match?

Scage – Well, It could be OK I guess. Taker has a good match every now and then and A-Train, well he…. oh.

Basically, the best we can hope for is a short match, to put us out of our misery.

Jared – I must stand up for A-Train here, surprisingly. I don’t find him to be as awful as I sometimes joke. Admittedly, he’s not over and he doesn’t deserve this match at all because of that, but if he was shaved, took out all his piercings and just left to work in the ring, he can make quite the decent big man.

That being said, he also shouldn’t be in matches with The Undertaker, being far from the ideal opponent for a big man.

Scage – They push A-Train every 6-months, no one wants to see him. As for the match, it could be Okish. I doubt it’s the kind of match you want to see on SummerSlam. It could be a Smackdown quality match.

Mitch – I would agree with Scage. The match could be okay, but it won’t be anything that couldn’t headline a Smackdown! card. A-Train just isn’t entertaining. Sure, he can do some nice moves for a big guy, and I like his sit-down powerbomb very much. However, he just doesn’t entertain me, and in the World of Mitch, that is all that matters. Bottom line, baby!

Incidentally, I was thinking about the order of matches on the card, and I get the feeling this will be near the end for some reason. I had it down as the penultimate match even!

Jared – Yeah, this would be around the middle to later matches. But hey, everyone needs a toilet break!

Scage – Yeah, I think that makes sense. It can’t open the show can it. Anyway, we’ve stuck it to the Train enough. What about Taker? What does he bring to the table?

Jared – When I had him round for dinner he brought a lovely casserole to my table.

* CANNED LAUGHTER *

*cough*…

Scage – Aren’t we smart?

Jared – Not really, I was quite ashamed of that one.

Scage – Taker obviously needs a good opponent to make his matches. He has good matches with Brock,Cena and Angle. A-Train can’t carry him.

Mitch – Yes he can. I saw him pick up ‘Taker last week!

* CANNED LAUGHTER *

Haha, Scage is being thrown off by all this buffoonery that’s going on around him!

Jared – Personally I think this match will be average. I don’t think it will be God-awful, but it definitely wont be worth watching keenly. As for a winner, well I should read up on the Smackdown! spoilers, but I’ll blindly say A-Train steals it somehow.

Mitch – – Scage? A winner?

Jared – Scage? A loser?

* CANNED LAUGHTER *

Scage – Well, why were you waiting on me, Mitch hasn’t picked yet.

Jared – Mitch? A winner?

Mitch – Absolutely!

WAYHAY!

* CANNED LAUGHTER *

Mitch to the camera – (See what the A-Train has done to us fans? He’s sent us on the loopy. We’ve all gone INSANE!)

Scage – I think perhaps The Undertaker, although he won last month, and although I haven’t seen any Smackdown at all over the last month because I have been away, it seems as if A-Trains had the best of it. So a Taker victory.

Mitch – Yep, ‘Taker for me too. Next match.

Jared – Oo yes, I’m in the minority. Well who’s next? I’m not in charge of these preceedings!

Ok, let’s keep going with the boring matches, get them out of the way! Now, I don’t know if you guys agree, so this will be interesting, but this is easily the second most boring match on the card for myself…

Jared – World tag titles: La Resistance vs. Dudley Boyz

Mitch – (that’s on the card ???)

(!!!)

Jared – (as of monday, yes)

Mitch – (f*** off)

Jared – Some professionalism please, Mitch! How about some real thoughts?

Mitch – This match reeks of nothingness! How on earth are they going to fit all these matches on the one card! It means less time for good matches?!?! And I don’t know about you Scage, but this is easily more boring a prospect than A-Train vs. ‘Taker!

Jared – Actually, they would be competing for most boring, I agree.

Scage – I can’t stand this, The whole La Resistance thing, It’s actually disgusting. How dare they wave there flag or sing their national anthem. Oh Ok, so why do we have to have the American anthem on our broadcasts. I understand using nationalism to get heat. I’m back from that meander, anyway, yes it will be more boring. I couldn’t care less to be honest. The feuds not been too good and really it doesn’t bode well.

Jared – True, this feud really has reeked an awful stench. La Resistance have done very little to impress me and the Dudleys have been boring me for quite some time. I don’t know what it is about them. I think they are a great tag team, they have just worn out. Perhaps splitting them with the brand split was the right move to do, just executed poorly. Or perhaps, they just need a heel turn?

Scage – The Dudleys were a great team, I think they have gone stale. They are better faces, but rely on the tables.

Mitch – Personally, I was thinking more like a storyline where they’re killed off myself.

Jared – You really want them gone, Mitch?

Mitch – Yeah! Who needs ’em!?!

Scage – Raw does, Raw’s tag division’s a joke.

Jared – Which brings up a bigger question… Should they just move all the tag teams to Smackdown or Raw? Because Smackdown is doing alright, but as you say Scage, Raw’s division sucks.

Mitch – Now you’re talking my language! Which is a relief because we really did have problems with this issue before!

Scage – Yes, I think divisions should be specialised to a brand. Anyway, the actual match?

I can only see one out come.

Jared – Ohhhh, college boy! Want to stay on track do you?

I can see two possible outcomes, which is the standard for a two on two tag match. The most likely is the Dudleys take those damn belts back and end this crud.

Scage – That’s the outcome. We were saying the Dudleyz were going stale, perhaps those belts will change that?

Jared – No, but they can try. And bless their hearts for trying.

Mitch – The Dudleyz are at a dinner and are offered some fine cuisine. They accept. They take their seats, sit down and ponder the miraculous view. They spot a nice woman, dressed in red. They say hello. She just laughs and turns away. They go to Summerslam, they take the tag titles back.

Scage – And now for my best Goldberg impression………

Who’s NEXT?

Mitch – It’s a FATAL FOUR WAY for that US Title that Eddie G’s been pretending to hold for the past month!

US Title Fatal Fourway – Eddie Guerrero Vs. Chris Benoit Vs. Rhyno Vs. Tajiri

Jared – Oh finally, some quality! I applaud WWE for taking two or three feuds and combining them, when the obvious option was to have Benoit and Rhyno in singles competition.

Scage – As Mitch knows I was shocked as any to see Eddie take it last month.

Jared – Jared doesn’t know this… *Jared reads*. Jared knows this too.

I was shocked, not that I saw the build up, but I certainly wasn’t tipping Eddie. Hearing why he was given the title (decision changed based on fan reactions) is another move I applaud WWE for.

Scage – I can only see two things, Eddie holding on, which makes sense given the fact they’ve given it to him on the back of the crowd reaction. Or the man the title was made for winning it-Benoit

Jared – I assume there will be no debating on the quality of the match up. Is this elimination style? I can’t keep track of these minor details. A triangle match is first pinfall and a triple threat is elimination… Well that’s how it used to be. What is a fatal four way?

Scage – I think its first pinfall.

Jared – In that case, I’d say Eddie retains somehow. That somehow involving a continuation of Benoit and Rhyno’s feud, whilst Eddie can move on to a singles PPV defence.

Mitch – I think for it to be elimination, there needs to be the word “elimination” in there.

Scage – The match would be better as elimination.

Jared – Agreed.

WWE probably don’t even know if it will be elimination style yet. I think it would be a time decision more than anything.

Scage – Tajiri and Rhyno, thanks for turning up.

Mitch – If it’s elimination in the end, then it will be down to Benoit and Eddie. If it’s not elimination, it will be down to Benoit and Eddie. This match will be pretty darn god. I like Tajiri being in the mix, he brings something else to the table (please, no more casserole jokes, Jared). This is also Rhyno’s first big match up since he came back from injury really. It will be interesting to see how he performs in the spotlight. As for a winner? Well, my prediction is Mr. Benoit will come out on top, and as Scage knows… you can take that as a given now.

Scage – I am in two minds, if they gave Eddie it on the back of the crowd he should regain it, a one month reigns too short. Especially as the first US champion since its return. I really think Benoit is in with a chance and he is who i’d like to win. But I think its Eddie.

Jared – Well let’s keep things rolling, next match?

Scage – Anyway, not wishing to sound like Bill M. once more, I will introduce the next match. Shane and Bischoff.

Shane Mcmahon Vs. Eric Bischoff

Mitch – So Shane O Mac gets Bisch O Bosh at the PPV, not Kane. This match just doesn’t seem right. I mean, Shane’s best asset is his ability to take bumps and endear himself to you as the underdog who may cause an upset. In this match he’s the favourite, and the nature of his opponent and the fact that he is an underdog means his ability to take bumps may be limited. I’m sorry, but I don’t like this match one bit.

Jared – A very good point! I hadn’t even thought of that. All I was thinking about is how pointless this match is considering they did it on Raw and showed who would dominate, as was mentioned. Why would Shane take big bumps in this match? He doesn’t have to for the advantage!

Scage – Is there any stipulations?

Jared – None that I recall.

Mitch – Don’t think sooooo.

Scage – Shane has the beef with Kane, but I think Eric’s got in the way. Sure Shane isn’t the underdog, but I am just glad he’s back. I was hoping if there were stipulations we might see Kane interfere again, which would help Shane reach more of that potential, because Shane is the man.

Jared – Shane vs. Kane has to be next PPV, it has to be!

Scage – Thats what Scage paid his money to see!

Mitch – Bah! Kane won’t interfere if he’s facing Van Dam later on. Also, FYI, Shane/Kane is tentatively down for Unforgiven, I’ve read. As for this match, there’s nothing left to say for me. I think it’ll be okay, but see above for reasons why I’m not that impressed at all! A Winner? Shane!

Scage – I just think there has to be more to this match, after they battled before, Shane is obviously bringing Eric down to earth here. But Eric would have something up his sleeve surely? and where’s the need in Shane dominating Eric? Oh Shane definitely is the winner

Jared – I agree with Scage, there has to be more to this match. Otherwise we can only expect a fair win from Shane. I will have to agree with you guys though, I can’t see Bischoff sneaking one here.

Mitch – The next match is an intriguing one I think. Matt Hardy squares off against Zach Gowen in the Arizona heat. Your thoughts guys?

Matt Hardy Vs. Zach Gowen

Jared – Well I can’t wait to see what this one-legged Gowen can do in the ring… It certainly will be interes- *man whispers to Jared*. As I was saying, he’s already proven he can handle himself and an opponent like Matt will really help him shine.

Scage – Interesting. I have read next months house shows put Zach on the same side as Matt

Mitch – Yeah and some morons think this means Zach will turn heel. Gimme a break! It’s the other way round morons!

Scage – Zach can’t turn heel

Jared – I agree, Matt Hardy to face turn. Possibly…

Mitch – That’s what I just said.

Scage – How can you turn Zach heel? people feel sorry for him with a disability.

Jared – A Gowen heel turn could be hilarious though. What if! What if! What if! Zach doesn’t want to be a babyface because of how typical it is. It’s such an obvious choice to push the sympathy buttons. What if Zach wants to be ruthless out there?

Scage – Yeah I suppose, but how does Zach side with Matt here? and will the match even take place?

(Editor’s Note: Scage doesn’t sound convinced by Jared’s words, does he folks?)

Mitch – Okay, how about this. There’s some stipulation added that if Gowen loses he must become a reluctant MFer. Mind you, saying that they are paired against heels on the upcoming house shows.

Scage – Do you guys know what happened at the Smackdown tapings?

Jared – (no, no I don’t)

Ah yes, the X factor. It will be very interesting to see if Hardy can be half as entertaining as a face now, though.

Scage – Brock destroyed Zack, chairshots, F-5’s into ring post’s. Big blade job from Zach apparently. From a storyline perspective, that’s gotta put the match in doubt.

Jared – Ah yes, true. Well, if there is a match, I tip Hardy to win. That simple. I don’t know why, I just have a feeling.

Scage – If that attack hadn’t have happened I would have said differently, because Zach lost last month. He needs a victory. But, I think if there is a match, chalk one up for Matt. I really want to see the Matt face turn too.

Mitch – No matter what happens, I see Hardy extending his hand and embracing Zach for his efforts after the match. I also think that Hardy will win this match, although us three seem to be alone in that line of thinking in the IWC; Everybody’s tipping Zach!

Scage, you got a match for us to talk about?

Scage – Well a match I wanted to see at WrestleMania, was held off and held off, then seemingly put on the backburner and then pulled out when it no longer seemed the most logical thing to do. The match of course is Rob Van Dam and Kane.

Rob Van Dam Vs. Kane

Jared – Look I’ll take over here and chose the next match. Hey, how about Rob Van Dam vs. Kane? Yes, good thinking Jared.

This feud was on the backburner for a couple of weeks, but then the writing team seemed to just change their minds and threw it back on the agenda for Summerslam.

Mitch – Didn’t you just repeat what Scage said, Jared?

Scage – Well, there is a bit of deja vu there, but what about the actual match? What does it bring to the table?

Mitch – A casserole?

Jared – What a cliche. The match is going to be solid, but I know I personally will be sitting there thinking “That should be Shane getting thrown around” and that’s going to take away from my enjoyment. Plain and simple, WWE shouldn’t have screwed around with the booking the way they did.

Scage – That’s booking on the fly for you. I think the match will be good, they should meld well, not a show stealer, but good to solid nonetheless.

Mitch – Well, although I’d rather see Shane be in there against Kane, let’s not forget how good Van Dam is. For yonks people have been calling for RVD to be in more big matches. People had also been vouching for this match to occur a long time ago, as Scage pointed out. so, let’s not verbally rape this match guys.

I do have one question for you, though, what is it with the RAW team and booking PPV matches we’ve seen on RAW a few weeks before?

Jared – Well Mitch, that’s called stale, unoriginal booking. Specifically feud related. They can’t seem to book a feud without booking the match directly to keep it going.

Scage – Maybe they feel doing it attracts attention to SummerSlam. We didn’t see a proper Eric Shane match nor a proper RVD Kane match, I think it just continues Jared’s theories about the Raw booking team.

Jared – (scage say a winner)

Scage – (you bastard! let me think!)

(caught me completely off guard)

Jared – (haha, ok, times ticking)

Scage – Well, lets analyse this.

(Editor’s note: As always, Dr. Scage looks to analyse the situation).

Kane needs the win to keep the monster thing going, RVD has been made to look weak at the hands of Kane, so law dictates RVD picks up the win

Jared – It’s tough to pick a winner out of this match because the feud has been so… strange. It could have been a brilliant feud, months in the making! Instead it was on again off again. I’d say Van Dam takes a win and Kane gets even angrier because of it.

Scage – I can see them both winning, but Kane’s getting the bigger push, you know what, I’m taking the safety and giving Mitch the chance to gain an advantage, I’m picking Van Dam.

Mitch – Are you kidding me?!?!? Kane’s a cert in this one, surely!?!

Scage – Can I change my mind?

Mitch – Haha, ok.

Scage – I’ll go with Kane too, giving Jared the chance for an advantage

Jared – Ha, I consider RVD a risky tip. But it’s far from impossible.

Scage – (note to editor, leave my mind changing in)

(Editor’s note: Ooooookkkkkkaaaaaayyyy)

Mitch – Next match.

Scage – (its got to be the match where careers go to die!)

(who’s career has died in the elimination chamber??)

Jared – (goldberg’s going to be performing in there already dead… does that count?)

Scage – (goldberg isn’t a wrestler)

Jared – (wouldn’t we do chamber last?)

Scage – (up to you guys, your the veterans)

Jared – (too much effort to move it around, as I’m sure our initial bracket convo will be included by mitch’s editing, we’ll do chamber now)

(Editor’s note: Haha, he knows me too well!)

The Elimination Chamber

Jared – Yes, as Scage was bracket whispering, the Evolution Chamber match is up next. Will the Evolution Chamber be even better this year? The Evolution Chamber was received well last year when it debuted. Will the Evolution Chambe… *Another man whispers to Jared* I was calling it the Evolution Chamber to make a point! You know, being in character… Oh crap…

Scage – Well, It will be different, I am not sure if its going to be better, for starters Goldberg’s in it. I would have thought Goldberg HHH needs to be the focus. HBK and Orton are there to make the numbers up, but will be interested in each other and the man Y2J Chris Jericho will be involved with Nash. So its kind of like three matches at once I do expect to see Michaels work with Nash, and Y2J work with Orton or HHH. Goldberg will go it alone. But how will HHH manage with that injury? and will he drop the belt?

Jared – Well, unlike last year don’t expect to see him in this match early, let alone from the start. He should be right to handle the light action, because one thing about Triple H is that he really does give his all to push through the nagging injuries.

Scage – Well, surely if HHH has an injury, he’s gotta be looking at dropping the belt?

Jared – Keep in mind, it isn’t a severe injury.

Scage – Enough to mean he needs to be carried rather than face Goldberg on his own.

Jared – For now, but has he not held the belt through other nagging injuries only to wrestle a light schedule until he is healed?

Mitch – I think this is another match where you’re missing the obvious pick Scage-O. Triple H is going to retain his title. I’m certain of it. Jared is 100 percent on the money with that last statement. Triple H will be back to 100 percent very soon, and so this injury will not put his title in jeopardy. There’s only one match that will see Triple H ousted from his thrown, and that is Goldberg vs. The Game – one-on-one!

Scage – Well, Scage-O was purely pressing the issue. I know HHH retains simply because HHH is booked to face Y2J for the title at house shows after SummerSlam and Goldberg and HHH at Unforgiven.

Jared – But do WWE want to give Goldberg the gold?

Mitch – I think they do. They’re preying Goldberg gets over. They’ll give him the belt the second that there’s half a sniff that it will work!

Jared – Look I think Triple H is going to win as much as both of you, but I’m so desperate for Jericho to pull off the upset. That being said, I will enjoy the match a LOT more if I tip Jericho right now and sit on the edge of my seat chanting his name. I’m going with Jericho.

Scage – I am the worlds biggest Jericho fan, no one wants him to win more than I do. I want the match to be replayed on the obscenely, obesely expensive Jeritron 5000 but after this weeks Raw, even I am resigned to the fact he isn’t going to win.

Jared – Well then I am the world’s biggest Jericho fan! Hope is when you believe in something even when all the signs tell you it isn’t true. And I’m full of hope.

Scage – I think that’s stupidity

Jared – Well I think you suck!

There. I said it.

Mitch – I was speaking to a fan who emailed me about the Chamber, and he ran down the chances of each man winning. He said that Triple H would probably retain, but when he mentioned Jericho’s name, he really did blow off all hope he had of winning. My answer to him was that I wouldn’t be so quick to write off the Jericho man. I’d say that he is the only other guy I’d put faith into winning this. Infact, I’ve convinced myself as well. Looking at those house shows, why would HHH be facing Jericho if Hunter retained? Well, maybe because he didn’t retain! Maybe because Jericho took his belt from him! Jericho’s gonna win… no, I’m going with Triple H – my original tip!

Scage – The fact Jericho beat Nash, means Nash eliminates him Sunday. And the fact Jericho held the title as the show went off air shows Jericho is being built up as the other credible guy, but in fact isn’t going to win it.

Jared – *Cut Scage’s mic!*

Scage – It’s a damn screwjob!

By the way, I pick *click* KEVIN NASH. *click*

Mitch – Next match!

Scage – OK, presuming my mic hasn’t been cut

Jared – No, those lazy technicians…

Scage – The next match is a rematch of one of the matches of the year in anyone’s book, and this one should be even better due to the participants being fully fit, I just wonder if they’ll get the time. I am of course talking about…….

drumroll please…

Jared – No.

Scage – Hey, I paid the monkeys for a drumroll

Jared – Ah fine, they’ll listen to me.

Give him a drum roll Milton.

(Editors note: Milton has been a loyal Swerve staff member since Edition 1)

Scage – *drum roll is still going*

(waits for someone to say Brock Lesnar vs. Kurt Angle)

Mitch – ANGLE VS. LESNAR: TAKE TWO!!!!!

WWE Title: Kurt Angle Vs. Brock Lesnar

Incidentally, I labelled Survivor Series ’97, “Hart Vs. Michaels MONTREAL: TAKE TWO”, as a pointless fact for you all.

Labelled my video case that is.

Ya know, the white sticker on the side of the vid.

Scage – Yes Mitch.

Jared – Ok, cut his mic too.

Yes this should be a genuine, bonafied barnburner. What can you say about this one? They have proven they can gel well, the only difference now strategically is that Lesnar is back to his heel roots. Will this make the match better?

Scage – Yes and NO.

Jared – Wow, nice flip flopping. You should considering writing for Raw

Scage – Yes, because Brock is better as a heel, it allows him to be more intense. No because Kurt is a better heel. However, thinking about it, considering as I sound like a Raw writer, I’ll go back to the answer originally planned…

Yes it will because–

Mitch – If Scage wrote for RAW Jericho would never lose.

Scage – (mitch let me speak)

Mitch – (ok. loser)

(take it away the Randy Orton of columnists)

Scage – Lesnar will blend better with Angle. He can be intense, which I think combines better with Angle. Yes If I booked for Raw Jericho would win every week, and beat that damn Goldberg’s winning streak! There would be justice in the world!

Jared – (am I flair?)

Mitch – (no, Nash)

Scage – (hey im cena, the one year veteran)

Mitch – (dickhead)

Jared – (nash is so me… haha, that’s great

I think it will improve the quality of the match as Angle’s size disadvantage makes for a better face. He will be challenging the monster, old school heel style. You all know I love the old school style!

Scage – So does rifts daughter!

Mitch – Hahah. Yes, Scage has come of age! Hey, that rhymes!

Jared – (ha, cute, look at his little ! he was so happy to think of a daughter joke)

Mitch – Jared, our little boy is all grown up!

Jared – *Blushing with pride*

Scage – Anyway back to the matter in hand, and no scage doesn’t rhyme with age, its pronounced Skaj

Jred – I knew that!

So who’s going to win?

Scage – It’s a toughie personally, so I will flip flop some more and allow Mitch-o to make first pick

Mitch – Back in the gaaaaaame. In my humble opinion, Lesnar is sooo gonna get his arse kicked in this match. Angle will duely beat the living hell out of Lesnar (after getting the living hell beat out of him). I expect this to be a great match, but I was hoping, like Angle pointed out after Wrestlemania, that they’d be given more time. I think this time they may even get less, at best the same. I’m predicting a BETTER match than what we saw at Wrestlemania… and I’m predicting Angle to kick Lesnar’s arse an retain!

Scage – It will get less, simply because of the amount of matches on the card. I agree with Mitch, except for the kicking arse bit. I don’t think we will see that. On a side note a face victory here further cements my thoughts of HHH retaining, a face victory in one main event and a heel in the other.

Jared – Is Jericho a face?

Scage – Nice point Jared

Jared – (yeaaaaah, nothing gets by Jared haha)

Scage – Jericho is certainly a killer heel

Jared – I’m going to have to go with Angle as well. He hasn’t had the title long, he lost the Wrestlemania match, the feud can continue with Lesnar pursuing the belt (if they write it well) and a heel will definitely win the Elimination Chamber. Angle to win it.

Scage – Does that wrap it up?

Jared – Wrapped up better than Rift’s daughter on bondage Tuesday.

Mitch – I think so. But surely we have time for one more Rift’s daughter joke.

Haha. Great minds.

Jared – Hehehehe

Mitch – Hey, what do you call Rift’s daughter with her hand down her pants?

Scage – I don’t know.

Jared – What?

Mitch – Self employed!

Jared – Hahahaha.

Mitch – Excellent!

Jared – Scage, I still can’t believe you tipped Nash to win the Elimination Chamber…