Superheroes – Beotch!
I hope that you enjoy the latest round of RAW wishes, hopes, comments, and rhetorical questions. Remember that regular wishes, hopes, or comments will stay in white text while the red text is used for rhetorical questions. Thanks and I hope you enjoy!
- I wish Martin Hawrysko the best in his future endeavors.
- I wish I had more time and planning for this edition of RAW Wishes – it’s going to be light folks, sorry. I’ve got some guests over and I really don’t have the time to sit and analyze the show my regular way tonight (or to include many quotes and what not). Hopefully you’ll like it anyway.
- I hope that Vince really just smacks the hell out of Kane and doesn’t do some BS “I’m a big mean man so go ahead and beat my wife” thing.
- Anyone else see the weirdness of Booker T and Scott Steiner as a semi-consistent tag team? Weren’t they on the last NITRO as bitter enemies?
- Is there anyone out there who didn’t already know the RAW part of the SummerSlam Main Event?
- Goldberg has a pretty cool entrance. I wish that they would get some better camera angles to see it all, though.
- Wait a minute…Steven Richards? LOL!!!
- You know, I’ve wanted to say this for a long time – that Spear that Goldberg does is one of the first moves that they teach you to counter attack when you are in a scholastic wrestling program. If he ever tried that on Angle, Haas, Lesnar, or Benjamin, I would expect them to just sprawl back and drive Goldberg’s head into the mat.
- Sorry about that – I’ve been waiting to say that for a while. =)
- Yes! Take that mic Flair! Whooooooooo!
- I wish that Goldberg knew how to use the mic and create some interest in his angle. Bleh!
- How great is Ric Flair at playing the crazy old man role?
- I wish Miss Jackie led me to the ring every day.
- And by led I mean followed.
- And by ring I mean bed.
- =)
- Score one for me!
- Alright then, back to work – I hope that Rico’s gimmick catches on, but that it gets some direction. Lord knows rubbing his ass in the genitalia of his opponent isn’t going to work too well in the long run!
- Where is the boring chant for the Rico v. Venus match?
- Is that really a big win for Val Venus?
- How well are they making Kane into a monster? Keeping him in the van and everything! And kudos to Eric for playing his part well.
- I hope that Jericho calls someone a sanctimonious son of a bitch again!
- Didn’t Bret Hart make Michaels tap a few times in his career?
- Oh God, they have the Shopzone highlights on the bottom of the screen again! I hope that that doesn’t continue!
- Oh God, Orton’s hocking the t-shirt, too!
- How great is it to have Michaels tell off Orton?
- Jericho said what I wanted. I’m pleased.
- Ah yes, the old commercial break ruining the match thing again.
- I wish that I could have watched this segment – it looked like a good match. I had someone here so I couldn’t really pay attention.
- Alright, Rosie might be the most hilarious person I’ve seen all day today. =)
- You know Jindrak has got to hate being on a newbie tag team after being the WCW tag team champion with O’Haire.
- Bubba Ray isn’t bad on the mic.
- So if the Dudley Boyz are so anti-foreign objects, will they no longer “get the tables?”
- Eric Bischoff deserves a raise. He’s done a great job. I like him.
- Hell yeah Molly! Win that title!
- Shit, the women’s division has more shuffling, pushes, and changing than the IC division right now!
- I just got done watching the end of RAW. Not a bad ending. Really no need for Vince to be there, though. Good to see Shane back on TV (on RAW). Maybe they can carry the momentum into next week’s RAW. Overall, this show ranks somewhere around not half bad and alright.
Quotes of the Night:
– “What kind of make-up do you think he uses?” – Jerry Lawler
– “Let’s go to the very expensive Jeritron 5000 for the evidence.” – Chris Jericho
– “Ah young grasshopper, one must crawl before one can walk.” – The Hurricane
– “BEOTCH!” – The Hurricane
– “The following championship is scheduled for one fall and it is for the World Tag Team Championship!” – Lillian Garcia
– “French fried freak!” – Vince McMahon
Question of the Night:
Who would you like to see join The Hurricane and Rosie in their little superhero gimmick deal?
Tell me what you think!
A response from last week’s question on the Smackdown PPV:
“I cant wait to see lesnar vs. angle vs. show, after the handicapped matches these past two weeks, i think this triple threat is going to come off great. I’d like to see how some of the double team moves on the big show from lesnar and kurt come off, but i cant wait to see how angle and lesnar turn on each other in the match, this main event is going to be so worth seeing…it really is amazing how you can throw Kurt Angle into a match and just change the whole feeling of it. Not too sure if this is going to beat Benoit and Eddie, but i have a feeling Guerrero is going to steal this one somehow…literally.” – Thanks to TIB
