Kane Unmasked!
I hope that you enjoy the latest round of RAW wishes, hopes, comments, and rhetorical questions. Remember that regular wishes, hopes, or comments will stay in white text while the red text is used for rhetorical questions. Thanks and I hope you enjoy!
- I love shows from the Garden.
- That RAW set looks like it has been put together a little bit better than the ones in the recent past.
- I wish Stacy was my Director of Marketing…
- How do the King and JR not burn up sitting so close to the pyro?
- How bad is Test’s music?
- And how much more “in business” does Test look without that ridiculous long hair? I wish to make the same point about Christian.
- Is Mae Young out of her damn mind?
- That’s it. I’m putting ropes up instead of a door to my room and from now on, the ladies will be required to halfway enter, the halfway leave, and then totally enter the room instead of just walking through a door.
- Ummm, is the whole “big strong muscle bound man beating up the helpless young girl” storyline getting a bit uncomfortable for anyone else?
- Flashbacks! Yes! I love flashbacks!
- I hope that Kane wins that friggin title match tonight. Not so much about the whole mask thing, but anything to get the title off of HHH.
- Side note – is anyone else getting more and more interested in Ren & Stimpy’s Adult Party Cartoon or whatever it’s called? Could be funny.
- YES! They are moving the stupid “race” angle with Long to a general discrimination angle. How many times does it have to be said that there is no room for racial storylines in wrestling?
- Oh! I was wishing for this match to happen for a while!
- I hope Nowinski pulverizes this bum, Maven.
- How well does Randy Orton blend in with Flair and HHH?
- Ummm, not a big fan of the Highlight Reel. I hope that this one is better than some of the ones in recent memory.
- To my fellow native New Yorkers – you ever notice that no one in New York really talks like the way that Jericho says we do?
- LOL!!! Steve Austin’s comedy bit is even funny the second time around! I hope that we see more of it!
- LOL!!! Alright! Now Lance Storm is getting funny with this crappy statement! LOL!!!
- Did Bubba Ray Dudley just do a damn near perfectly smooth sunset flip?
- How great is that boring chant?
- LOL! Everytime Storm gets a hold on they chant “Boring!” AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I wish that they would have thought of this earlier!
- I wish that all of the entertainers in WWE took as much care in to giving it their all as Bubba Ray Dudley does.
- Wow! What a great tag match! I wish that we had more of those.
- Do you think that they’ll announce HBK and BDC as “Two Dudes with Attitudes?”
- Oh boy – I hope that La Resistance doesn’t go walking around NYC after the show – they’ll get the piss beaten out of them.
- Alright, I wish I was at MSG – I’d storm the ring and beat the Star Spangled Banner in to them.
- YES! A commercial break during the match! Normally, this would cause me to lower my overall rating of RAW, but in this case, WWE actually got moved up a point.
- Hurricane? THANK GOD! This man is by far one of the most over men on the roster.
- YES!!! SGT. SLAUGHTER!!! Oh God I hope that they beat the piss out of these faggy Frenchmen!
- And how great is the music that Slaughter came out to?
- I wish that there were more Sgt. Slaughter in WWE rings.
- I wish that there were more Hurricane in WWE rings.
- Wait a minute…why was there no Hurricane in this match? And why job out a legend like Slaughter? I am not pleased…
- Hmmm…Stone Cold = beer. I think I’m going to go get a beer.
- Mmmm, that’s much better. Gotta love a cold Coors.
- How over is Stone Cold? And for that matter, how over is Mick Foley?
- Ah, the old ECW roster. An honorary Hardcore title? Nice! I’ve wished that Mick Foley would get a proper Hardcore Legend ceremony. Good. He deserves it.
- A video package? Oh, this is my favoritest RAW ever!
- I bet MSG blows up after this video package…
- I wish that my roommate didn’t have to come in and ruin that video segment. Asshole.
- Vince McMahon? Alright…he should be on RAW more often. He’s a great character.
- AH HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! How great is Vince McMahon?
- Oh shit! Tommy Dreamer is in the ring. What hole did he crawl out of?
- I wish that we had more Al Snow insults! LOL!
- Mick Foley – the King of Cheap Pops
- You know, I think that it was said somewhere else on the internet, but it bears repeating – what is Kevin Nash worth now that he’s jobbed himself silly to HHH?
- Well, commercial in mid-match #1. RAW’s Balrog rating has gone from a strong 10 to a 9…let’s see what else they mess up in the last 40 minutes.
- You know, I wish that more injured wrestlers like HBK could have such tremendous comebacks like he has had.
- Anyone think that that clean pin on Flair was payback for losing on the PPV?
- How much do you want to bet that those votes are fixed?
- You know I wish that there weren’t so many non-wrestling segments on RAW this week.
- What the hell happened to Val Venis?
- Wow! They actually did something good with Goldberg! I wish that we had more of that.
- I wish that my roommate wasn’t ruining this night of wrestling for me.
- Is this a commercial break during the main event that they’ve been building up to all week long? Wow, this show just went from a “best possible rating” of 9 out of 10 to 7 out of 10. What a shame…
- I don’t know. Does any one else get that “who cares?” feeling after coming back from a commercial break?
- Is it just me, or did Steiner wrestle better than HHH seems to be?
- Anyone else call the referee going down sometime during this match well before it happened? And remember – Orton isn’t out yet.
- Yep. Called that one a mile away.
- What the hell is Bischoff wearing?
- Ummm, put the mask back on. That wasn’t worth it.
