Full WWE Unforgiven Results – 9/22/02
LIVE From: The Staples Center in LA
Results courtesy of: WWEUnforgiven.com
Kane, Bubba Ray, Goldust, Booker T defeated The Un-Americans
After a flurry of action that featured all eight men brawling with each other, Kane demolished Lance Storm with a chokeslam and got the pinfall!
After the match, Stephanie McMahon told Billy and Chuck backstage that they were going to beat Rosey & Jamal that night for the pride of SmackDown!, and not so Stephanie would avoid kissing another chick!
Chris Jericho defeated Ric Flair
Chris Jericho defended his newly-won Intercontinental Championship for the first time, taking on 16-time World Champion and legend Ric Flair. Although the Nature Boy claims to be the dirtiest player in the game, it was Y2J pulling out the win after making use of an underhanded ploy. Jericho faked a knee injury, then popped to his feet and slipped Flair into the Walls of Jericho! The surprised referee called for the bell as Flair tapped out!
Backstage, Eric Bischoff told Rosey and Jamal that they are not just representing RAW, they’re representing their RAW general manager as well. Rico came in and said that Rosey and Jamal are more than ready to take down Billy and Chuck.
Eddie Guerrero defeated Edge
In a rematch of their outing at SummerSlam, Eddie Guerrero pinned Edge after crashing him to the mat with a powerbomb delivered from the second rope. Eddie helped his cause by grabbing onto Edge’s tights to make sure that he wouldn’t kick out.
Rosey & Jamal defeated Billy & Chuck
After an impressive, albeit hard fought, match, Rosey dropped Billy with a flying Samoan Drop and got the three count before Chuck could rush in for the save! Back in his office, Eric Bischoff gloated over the win by starting up the HLA chant with three lesbians standing nearby!
Triple H defeated Rob Van Dam
RVD seemed to have the match wrapped up. Even though the referee was out of commission, Mr. Pay-Per-View had momentum on his side. Things looked even brighter when Ric Flair raced into the ring and picked up a sledgehammer that The Game had dropped. Flair sneered and turned to Triple H, but suddenly whirled around and nailed RVD in the chest! Triple H gawked at Flair then cautiously set up Van Dam for the Pedigree! Flair helped the ref to his feet to count the 1-2-3! Flair and Triple H celebrated and left together with the World Heavyweight Championship in tow!
Trish Stratus defeated Molly Holly
Trish countered some of Molly Holly’s offense to hit the Stratusfaction, giving her a third reign with the WWE Women’s Championship! Afterwards, Trish could barely express how much winning her third title meant to her.
Backstage, Rosey, Jamal, Rico and Eric Bischoff celebrated with several hot girls. Rico asked permission to go out and celebrated, and Bischoff told them all to go out on the town. However, The Bisch pulled two girls aside and told them they could help him out with some HLA later on!
Chris Benoit defeated Kurt Angle
In perhaps the most unpredictable match of the evening to that point, Chris Benoit rolled up Kurt Angle and propped his feet up on the ropes for leverage to get the pinfall! Angle couldn’t believe it, seeing as how he had Benoit wrapped up in the ankle lock just seconds before!
Brock Lesnar told Marc Loyd backstage that he’s not sorry for intimidating the Undertaker’s wife, and he had no problem with what he was going to do to the Undertaker that night!
RAW General Manager Eric Bischoff strolled down to the ring with a lesbian on each arm. Stephanie McMahon soon joined them in the ring and Bischoff began by telling the lesbians to lose some of their restrictive clothing. Stephanie looked less than excited when the girls removed her jacket and gave her a full body massage. Just as the girls were about to get their HLA on, Bischoff stopped and sent the two lesbians backstage. Bischoff explained that he wanted this to be the most humiliating experience of her life. Bischoff brought out one ugly-looking, fat lady, who Stephanie immediately grabbed and began kissing! Without warning, the lesbian dropped Bischoff with a kick and tugged at her face! A plastic mask gave way to Rikishi’s face! Seconds later, Bischoff found himself getting the longest Stink Face ever seen!
The Undertaker & Brock Lesnar fought to a draw
The match between the Undertaker and Brock Lesnar was heated throughout. Both Superstars beat each other bloody and the match turned into an all-out brawl. When the referee tried to separate the two in the corner, Brock’s anger took over as he pushed Taker away and pushed the ref into the corner to intimidate him. Unable to control the match, the ref had no choice but to call for the bell and rule the match a draw!
But that didn’t stop Brock and Taker from finishing what they started earlier in the night. The Superstars traded more shots with each other and didn’t finish until Dead Man Inc. tossed the Champion through the Unforgiven sign up on the stage!
