This week there will be some rhetorical questions included with the RAW Wishes. They will be offset in brown
- I wish I had “the moneeeeey…here’s come the money!” Lord knows my credit card bills need that money!
- I wish that The Rock would invest in some Rogaine with Minoxodil…that receding hair line is atrocious!
- I wish that the WWF mentioned Flair and the rest of the WCW crew more often on WWF TV.
- I wish that Flair had come out and joined The Rock with his strut! Whooooo!!!!!
- I wish that the opening segment on RAW wasn’t so predictable…but DAMN did Rhyno get a gore on The Rock! Damn!
- What is the point of having Austin continue to degrade Debra? She already walked out on him once and does anyone really want to see another marital dispute work?
- Did anyone think that The Undertaker would STILL be riding to the ring on that bike a year and a half after his biker gimmick debuted?
- I wish that Albert took on someone other than The Undertaker.
- I like The Undertaker and all, but what’s the sense of having Albert and The Undertaker fight? That furthered no storyline and hopefully it didn’t start one…was there a purpose for that match?
- I wish that the idiots at Turner WCW had thought of the Hurricane Helms super-hero obsession gimmick. It’s getting him more over than dancing on a green spot ever did.
- Ahhhh…ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!! Did you see what Helms was wearing? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!
- Tire iron? You KNOW Arn Anderson is working for the WWF now!
- I wish I could find the sorry son of a bitch who came up with that STUPID “You could get with this, or you could be without” jingle because it is a rip off of a song that was mediocre at best in it’s heyday. What a shitty marketing campaign. Blood Runs Cold was a better marketing campaign.
- And while I’m on it, I wish I could find the moron who came up with the idea for the new Lugz commercial to have the background spin out with every step…by far one of the most annoying things in the past year or so of commercials.
- Why is it that wrestlers still use the fall away slam? You hurt yourself more than you hurt your opponent…and God forbid your opponent lands on your head!
- Ha ha ha ha!!! “You shut up!” “No you shut up!” “No you shut up!”…”You’re killing me.” “You’re killing me!” “What?” Oh man, if Debra and Austin wanted to, they could be a hell of a comedy duo! I wish that the WWF made their interaction funny like that…not mean spirited like it gets sometimes.
- Oh I wish I wish I wish that Nick Patrick didn’t get that bullshit gimmick again of being a crooked referee…now every time I see him I want to change the channel.
- Why is that that wrestlers wait until a bear hug has taken it’s toll to punch their opponent in the face?
- I wish that those idiots who complained about a glass ceiling in the WWF would comment on the elevation of Rhyno through a great match with The Rock. Idiots.
- Ahhhh…ha ha ha ha ha ha! Did you see the backstage vignette with Austin and Debra after she got the milk dumped on her? Ha ha ha ha ha!!!
- Am I the only one who can’t stand the brewing rivalry between Edge and Christian? They might have to do the turn sooner rather than later because of the need to elevate both men to the next level, but there HAS to be something better than another pathetic “tag team partner/close friend/family member-turn” to get that job done.
- I wish I knew Joey Numbers down at the Port Authority! That’s good stuff!
- I wish they let The Big Show do more vignettes like that! Ha ha ha ha!!!
- I wish that The Big Show was given more ring time to be a beast like he was against Booker T.
- I wish I wish I WISH that they STOPPED introducing the wrestlers in a match and then going to commercial immediately afterwards! I don’t CARE if there is a special main event partner or what not…STOP IT! IT SUCKS!
- I wish Josh would have just put Harvard Chris in a headlock on National TV…made it would have knocked the ego out of his big lanky ass.
- Is that Tazz in a RAW main event? Wow…
- Anyone else notice that the main event match itself was missing something? Just something…
- Was that a perfectly executed Olympic Slam on Kurt Angle or what?
- What the hell happened to bull riding?
