Remember folks, the brown text is used for rhetorical questions. Regular “wishes” or “hopes” will stay in the white color. Thanks and I hope you enjoy!
8/14/01
* I wish Tazz would have T-boned the whole damn Alliance through something…like a Spanish announce table or something.
* Stone Cold has a point – I wish that Tommy Dreamer would get in the damn ring already and fight!
* I wish that by being the leader of the Alliance, Austin is able to show that sick comedy of his some more. “Who whipped your ass last Thursday?…You’re name is Hugh Morrus. What? Is that funny? Is that humourus? What? Are you here to make me laugh? You’re pathetic!” Hahaha!!!
* I wish that Raven would have done something to respond to “You suck!” and “You make me sick.” as Stone Cold berated him in the ring.
* I wish that Edge would just take that damn trophy and shove it up Christian’s ass…hell, he likes the damn thing so much.
* For once, I wish that Vince McMahon and Linda would come together on a RAW and beat the hell out of Shane and Stephanie already.
* I wish that “Hurricane Helms” hadn’t knocked the milk out of Kurt Angle’s hand…did you see all the wasted potato chips that he landed on? What a loss…
* I wish (hope), that the armor in Commissioner Regal’s office wasn’t hurt from that big blockhead that ran into it…Hahahahahaha!!!
* I wish that someone on the booking staff would realize that the answer to “Who better than Kanyon?” is Hugh Morrus, Billy Kidman, Mark Jindrak, Mike Sanders…I could go on.
* I wish that Kurt Angle could have finished his story about Benjamin Franklin!
* I WISH that the WWF would STOP starting matches and then cutting to commercials! When a wrestler is announced – THE MATCH HAS BEGUN! No more of this crap with announcing someone and then cutting to a commercial! I hate that.
* I wish that there were more pure, unadulterated ass kicking sessions from the Brothers of Destruction to members of the Alliance.
* “That’s certainly an arguable point.” – I wish Jim Ross hadn’t said that about DDP and Kanyon being the best tag team champions of all time. What do you think Demolition, The Hart Foundation, The British Bulldogs, Owen/Yoko, Owen/Bulldog, The Dream Team (Beefcake and Valentine) would have to say about DDP and Kanyon being named the best? I didn’t think so…
* I wish the whole stalking thing would end already. Give it up. It sucked from the get go.
* I wish that the rhyming game between The Rock and Jericho went a little longer! What happened to the one that we were all thinking? “You got the Booker and the Hooker!”
* I wish Rob Van Dam was given some serious match time on a pay per view.
* I wish I had a Green Latern tattoo on my arm! Oh wait…what the hell am I talking about! No chance!
* I wish “Help yourself to a tomato!” made it onto the Quote of the Week list! Hahahahaha!
* I wish that they could do SOMETHING with Test already! Damn!
* Time out…is it just me or do Hurricane Helms and Matt Hardy look alike? Time in.
* I wish the internet crowd would realize that Paul Heyman shows a LOT more enthusiasm, alertness, and emotion in his commentating than Jerry Lawler did. Lawler was the best, but Heyman is NOT bad.
* I wish Austin would have flushed the “commode”.
* I wish that just ONCE a week, the WWF could end a show without having all hell break loose and having a run-in or a screw job or something like that. Just a clean match with a solid spotfest for an ending with a definitive winner in the end. Something to send us all home happy with.
